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We used to have similar ones at AFL games when I was a kid. I once stuck my (four’n twenty) pie onto the end and injected it with tomato sauce. Worked really well. Again, I was very young.
Hell yeah! Deutschland!
It looks like they put condoms on the end of condiment bottles
Condoments was right there!
I failed so you could succeed
I noticed there isn’t a hot sauce udder. I wonder why that is?
Germans posses a deep rooted fear of spicy foods. The parprike being as bold as they like to get.
The poor dehydrated condiment cow has one udder with curdled milk, one slightly infected udder with yellow pus and one super inflamed one with blood
I’ve seen the condiment udders in the U.S.
It was at Knoebels Amusement Resort in Pennsylvania.
I used condiment udders last Saturday and the best part was they were covered by a decorative cow.
We go to this pumpkin patch every year and I remember them having it at least last year too.
I just saw these for the first time at my state fair. They did indeed attach a wooden cow above it, and these were the udders.
You can often find these at certain stalls in your local seasonal German/Bavarian Christmas market/villages.
Usually ones that sell hamhocks
Even better version.
I hope it moos when ya squeeze
That’s extra. By default it’s moaning sounds sampled from a cheap 80s porno.
Holy shit, $2350???
Neat!
I’m fine with the condiment udders, but you fools made the containers of mustard and mayo the same color. Madness!
At least they’re labelled.
McDonald’s just colour code their condiments, which is great unless you’re colorblind in which case they’re indistinguishable.
Its all fun and games untill someone invents…
… the condiment cloaca.
ooo we should contact the Melbourne Museum and get an expert to help us design it.
Hah!
I imagine a practical version would basically be 2 or 3 or 4 of those kinds of squeeze bottles that are connected via a joining nozzle, and then basically one uh ‘nipple tube’ after that.
Something like this shape, though this specifically is for 3d printers… presumably you could join together like chemistry lab tubing in something like this shape, with the right expoy?
i mean just motorize the valves and we could extrude whatever we wanted
that’d be a great way to dispense my ketchup/bbq/curry sauce
This reminds me of once when I went to Arby’s. (I know it’s popular to hate on them, but other than being expensive I consider them fine.) The server, intending to offer me an array of sauces, asked me “Arby’s ketchup horsey?” It took me a moment to even parse that that was a question, let alone what was being asked.
if other restaurants had a horsey sauce equivalent i’d never feel i needed to go to arby’s
TBH, my wife loves and I enjoy Arby’s sauce, but I’ve never tried horsey sauce. I hate horseradish and, due to the name, associate them.
This woman is a fucking poet lmao
Where did that poster grow up never having seen those before?
I live in Australia, but have travelled a bit. First time I saw these was at an Oktoberfest event in the UK a year or so ago. I asked where the sauce was and the server pointed at the “udders”. Having never seen anything like it before I just looked right past them, not expecting the sauce bottles to be hanging from the ceiling.
But now I’ve seen them, I love it!
I think you can safely assume this a very Americentric thread.
I live in Europe and I’ve never seen these in my life.
I live in Europe and I’ve seen them in almost every hot dog shop (“korvkiosk” in Swedish) I’v been to.
Sure, but my point is that Europe isn’t a monolith, just because people didn’t see that before doesn’t mean they’re Americans.
I’ve never seen these in my life, I live in France.
…mmm, udders…
Dirty Human hands will be yanking on my mayonnaise tube until a white sauce comes out that they stick in their mouths and masticate with…
That is all I’ll say…
This is often seen at events here, used behind the tray only, to squeeze sauce on the cardboard thingy. Entirely hygienic. Never seen that for use by customers.
In olden days money were these physical objects that we would touch. Madness!
