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The new Jesus trike!
A three wheeled cross!
Well, to be fair, they are idiots…
So. That user name…
He knows what he’s about.
Oh oh oh! I rarely get to act this insincerely indignant!
hOw Do yOu KnOw It’S a GuY?
(But in all honesty I assumed the same thing) Going back to ask them, brb.
Yeah, I’m doing some assuming here, but here’s a (in my opinion) strong indicator: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53595968.
Holy shit I’m dieing! Cause it hasn’t really been shoved in my face yet, I was assuming Lemmy was without the porn stuff.
Yeah. As far as I know, most if not all the porn stuff is on the lemmynsfw instance, which coincidentally is where @[email protected] is from. Plus, the ‘[M]’ tag in the post’s title helps identify gender.
Is there a way to see all the nsfw stuff without the porn?
That’s one of my fiancée’s favourite videos of me!
I hope you liked it
It was a nice vid for sure!
Thanks!
Maybe hes a wrestler
I like fisting and so does my fiancée
Mutual?
I’ve given it a go being on the receiving end because I’m no hypocrite, but it didn’t excite me
Did she lose her engagement ring?
Definitely not
Safety first!
Genuine question if you’re a dude, how did you prep to not blow out your O ring?
To be fair the idiots are the followers. They are very smart scammers.
No crown of thorns either. Amateur.
Thorns bite into my skin. And don’t get me started on sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating… and it gets everywhere!
Even the woman and the children!
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If that were true, the stands wouldn’t be full of people
They’re just crisis actors.
What else are you pretty sure about?
Props are usually put on stage by roadies and not many of them wear jackets.
It’s a perfect metaphor for the performative Christianity they love: all show, no effort
Probably made of the lightest material possible. That dude is hardly struggling.
A cross without wheels is poor people shit.
Well the entire thing was an insult to whoever wrote Matthew 6:5. Which is a proud Christian tradition, but Americans take it a whole new level.
Yes I wonder who wrote Matthew 6:5, if only there was some sort of a hint.
The traditional attribution of Gospels to their namesakes may not be entirely accurate – it’s plausible that it may incorporate material actually written by the Apostle Matthew, but also seems to lean on Mark and shares literary elements with Luke. There’s a whole scholarly debate on it, called the Synoptic Problem.
For all we know, the author might have been someone else drawing both on the teachings of the Apostle Matthew and the works of prior writers, or entirely based on different works and simply attributed it to Matthew. Hence, “whoever wrote” is probably the safest attribution possible.
Honestly I’m surprised there aren’t more sects that explicitly reject Matthew by now. It’s the one that has the bulk of the “don’t be a dick” instructions.
Most of them seem to prefer John which can more easily be twisted into “if you’re a Christian you’re a winner and better than everyone who isn’t, no need to worry about the details, you’re already on the list”
John the Batshit and Luke the Boomer.
You’re telling me they didn’t even nail him to it after?
We’re nailing him to it figuratively at least
He’s wearing a suit for fuck sakes.
🎶I’m here to remind you of the wheels you use on that cross you bear, It’s not fair!🎶
Jeebus: I have to do WHAT for these idiots? Can’t we tone it down a bit? Like maybe if I got billed twice for my Disney subscription one month or something? I’m not on board with this whole DYING thing…
11th commandment was work smarter, not harder
Just wheeling in the execution frame.
Jesus after seeing this pic:
Nowhere in the bible is explicitly written, that Jesus didn’t think of that. Might have had wheels for all we know. Maybe he just skipped gym and was weak af. Or had the wrong wheels for the terrain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wrong
Matthew 4:20:69
“And lo, Jesus tried to explain that the cross would be much easier to carry if it has wheels yet the Roman said ‘lol, lmao’”
ngl, you got me in the first half.
The wheels were being provided by Apple and so Jesus couldn’t afford them.
Somebody really knows his bible there.
Maybe he just thought, “Christ, I could really do with some wheels” the whole time
Skipped the gym? Not the Christ depicted in so many churches where he looks like an Olympic gymnast, 6 pack and all.
9 pack, he had an extra ab, like Batman.
And that even though people kept telling him: Jesus, take the wheel!
If only we could have people performatively wheel around more practical execution devices, like the evergreen guillotine.
Holy shit that’s a great band name. Do not steal.
Let me know when you drop your first album!
I don’t get it? What am I missing?
I think dragging the cross is a metaphor because it’s heavy but this fellas got the wheels
“bearing a cross” is a phrase meant to refer to persisting through hardship by comparing your struggles to Jesus being made to carry the cross for his crucifixion. (Jesus had to carry his own cross to be crucified from the place of the trial to the place of execution.) However, this person installed wheels onto the cross to make it easier to carry. This defeating the purpose of the metaphor. Jesus certainly did not have wheels on his cross.
Back on the Saturday before Easter I was driving down a highway when I saw police blocking the right lane. There was a church group walking along the road dragging a cross. I laughed my ass off when I noticed it had wheels. I only got a screen cap from a dashcam video.
Where I grew up there were three churches on the island.
An episcopal church at one end, a Methodist church in the middle and a catholic at the other end.
The episcopal priest would lug the cross to the Methodist church, the Methodist priest would take it over and lug it to the Catholic Church, then the Catholic priest would lug it up into the church and the theee priests would do a communal church service ahead of Easter.
No wheels.
Community.
Everyone welcome.
This was the church community I grew up in, I’m an atheist now because of what the rest of the churches in the world showed me.
Yeah what a pussy, this Showboat wants to look like he is respecting Jesus’s burden, that has little wheels on his crucifix? What a pussy. Fuck this guy.
21st century Christianity.
