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Should he not be nailed to it?
You can’t cross a bear with wheels.
It’s rather poignant I think.
After all the guy they are honouring only ever paid lip service to the religion. So they should to.
If Jesus was so smart, why didn’t he think of this? Would have saved him a ton of work.
He was just too fucking swole to bother
Work smart not hard. Probably didnt even need to die for ‘everyones’ sins. Considering most people aren’t Christian. The ROI just isnt there.
If Jesus had put that gold, frankincense, and myrth into a Roth IRA and just sat on it. Well, the church wouldn’t need an offering plate, Ill tell you that much.
They hadn’t invented the wheel yet. I have a degree in history, so you can trust me.
Simon wouldn’t have to help him carry his own cross, what a loser. The poor guy was just standing there.
Clearly not a great carpenter.
Yeah what a pussy, this Showboat wants to look like he is respecting Jesus’s burden, that has little wheels on his crucifix? What a pussy. Fuck this guy.
No crown of thorns either. Amateur.
Thorns bite into my skin. And don’t get me started on sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating… and it gets everywhere!
Even the woman and the children!
I don’t care who this asshole is, but whoever it is, one phrase comes to mind,
Fake christian, fake as A.I.Deleted by author
Props are usually put on stage by roadies and not many of them wear jackets.
What else are you pretty sure about?
If that were true, the stands wouldn’t be full of people
They’re just crisis actors.
It’s a perfect metaphor for the performative Christianity they love: all show, no effort
He’s wearing a suit for fuck sakes.
You’re telling me they didn’t even nail him to it after?
We’re nailing him to it figuratively at least
Probably made of the lightest material possible. That dude is hardly struggling.
A cross without wheels is poor people shit.
Well the entire thing was an insult to whoever wrote Matthew 6:5. Which is a proud Christian tradition, but Americans take it a whole new level.
Yes I wonder who wrote Matthew 6:5, if only there was some sort of a hint.
Honestly I’m surprised there aren’t more sects that explicitly reject Matthew by now. It’s the one that has the bulk of the “don’t be a dick” instructions.
Most of them seem to prefer John which can more easily be twisted into “if you’re a Christian you’re a winner and better than everyone who isn’t, no need to worry about the details, you’re already on the list”
John the Batshit and Luke the Boomer.
The traditional attribution of Gospels to their namesakes may not be entirely accurate – it’s plausible that it may incorporate material actually written by the Apostle Matthew, but also seems to lean on Mark and shares literary elements with Luke. There’s a whole scholarly debate on it, called the Synoptic Problem.
For all we know, the author might have been someone else drawing both on the teachings of the Apostle Matthew and the works of prior writers, or entirely based on different works and simply attributed it to Matthew. Hence, “whoever wrote” is probably the safest attribution possible.
Anyone giving these donkeys money deserves to be parted with it, unfortunately.
🎶I’m here to remind you of the wheels you use on that cross you bear, It’s not fair!🎶
Yup. American Evangelism summed up in one picture.
Well, to be fair, they are idiots…
So. That user name…
Maybe hes a wrestler
He knows what he’s about.
Oh oh oh! I rarely get to act this insincerely indignant!
hOw Do yOu KnOw It’S a GuY?
(But in all honesty I assumed the same thing) Going back to ask them, brb.
Yeah, I’m doing some assuming here, but here’s a (in my opinion) strong indicator: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53595968.
That’s one of my fiancée’s favourite videos of me!
I hope you liked it
It was a nice vid for sure!
Thanks!
Holy shit I’m dieing! Cause it hasn’t really been shoved in my face yet, I was assuming Lemmy was without the porn stuff.
Yeah. As far as I know, most if not all the porn stuff is on the lemmynsfw instance, which coincidentally is where @[email protected] is from. Plus, the ‘[M]’ tag in the post’s title helps identify gender.
Is there a way to see all the nsfw stuff without the porn?
I like fisting and so does my fiancée
Mutual?
I’ve given it a go being on the receiving end because I’m no hypocrite, but it didn’t excite me
Did she lose her engagement ring?
Definitely not
Safety first!
Genuine question if you’re a dude, how did you prep to not blow out your O ring?
To be fair the idiots are the followers. They are very smart scammers.
It’s practically a motto: “Optics, not substance.”
Jeebus: I have to do WHAT for these idiots? Can’t we tone it down a bit? Like maybe if I got billed twice for my Disney subscription one month or something? I’m not on board with this whole DYING thing…
