• Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    1 year ago

    I’m confused. The new logo is great, or it’s shit, I don’t care. But what does it have to do with wokeness? Did the old man sitting by the barrel start sucking dick on the billboard? Has he transitioned? Does the new logo secretly spell out black lives matter in invisible ink? It’s just the name in a sort of blob? How is this political? What am I missing here?

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    When I think of fixtures, I think of Cracker Barrel, too! Because I spent about 2.5 days staring at my bathroom fixtures expelling demonic essences from my bowels after contracting food born illness from a meal I ate there.

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      Sure it was. But it’s spelled Jesús, and he was just an immigrant trying to make a better life for him and his family back home in Mexico.

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    1 year ago

    Another chapter in “Everything i do not like is woke”

    The new design is minimalistic slop, for sure. But why would i give a fuck about a companies logo. Honestly we should not even be reacting to this bait.

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    1 year ago

    Cracker Barrel Remodel - Old vs New

    I’m not an American and I’ve only seen this logo a couple of time but I’ll be completely honest - this remodel fucking sucks.

    I despise minimalism and these transitions from oldschool cool to these post-modernist corporate garbage. And that’s definitely one.

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      If they had removed the old timer and the barrel but left the asymmetrical shape behind the text just as it was, then they might have been on to something.

    • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      what that’s why everyone is bitching about it? like THAT?? how is that “going woke”? i guess woke is when you sans-serif.

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        I mean it still has serifs its just losing the old guy, the barrel, the outline and the flourish on the K

        Honestly, I can see why an old guy with his hand in a barrel might be off putting for a restaurant theme

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      I hate it as well, my theory is that it’s done for better readability on small screens such as phones.

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        I think a lot of minimalism is coming from the point of accessibility in general. Shit used to be too convoluted.

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          I don’t get it because it’s "old school Americana"tm. It’s a fucking national company. If you really care about old school americana you would be visiting local diners that have been established for decades, not some incorporated theme park of a restaurant. I can’t take anyone serious that’s upset about this.

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            It’s all the kitschy stuff that gave it a sense if self and without that it’s a crappy chain diner.

            IDK if anyone should be apoplectic over this but I get why some feel a loss due to this change.

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              I guess it’s even weirder for me because this is the only kind of group that would complain about something like this with all of the people in the scene going crazy over it. If Hot-topic changed it’s store appearance, I wouldn’t expect to see NOFX coming out making statements. Some people might gripe for nostalgia but they’re still selling the same shit and the corporate stores were never the actual true spirit of the scene.

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                I think some people look at their local chain diner the way some look at their local mom and pop restaurant and have nostalgic ties to that time/place. Not everyone lives in God’s Land, New Jersey, and has a plethora of actual diners to go to.

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                  Suppose that could be the case. I live in an area which still has some mom and pop places (or at least are locally owned and operated) but that’s being shortsighted in regards to the rest of the American states as I’ve traveled less in my older years.

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      I feel very opposite and really appreciate the minimalist in this case. I don’t always, but I just don’t think the old logo was aesthetically pleasing at all.

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        It makes the size of the logo versus the text look like nothing but wasted space. Hell, versus the text portion, it looks like MORE extra space is used than the old logo, ony with zero charm or familiarity to show for it.

        If they wanted to re-brand as a truck-stop, merge with Love’s, don’t just rip-off their color-scheme minus the Heart.

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      Ugh I can just SMELL the WOKENESS. If I look at this ANY LONGER I might be AWOKENED

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        Yeah, I think so too. I don’t see why they had to change the font, at least the C had character. Now it’s the most boring plain forgettable font imaginable and black at that. It’s like they didn’t even try.

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        It’s better in some ways, worse in others. It’s shit for a thumbnail, for example. The old one stand out more, but the new one is more readable and fits into any format.

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    I remember getting on my knees for Jesus in the cracker barrel parking lot.

    Life made so much more sense once his warm love filled me.

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    Is it supposed to read like he got banged in the ass for some crackers or am I just fucked in the head?

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    So now American corporations have to get permission from MAGA to change their logo?

    I’m about to expand my business from a tourist city to a big HCOL city, and I want to rebrand it in the new city, with a new name and logo. Do I need to apply for MAGA permission first? Does Don Jr have to sign off first?

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    This is such a stupid “controversy.” I highly doubt that a company that has built itself on being old style southern has gone “woke,” they just adjusted their logo - like EVERY OTHER corporation in America.

    Look at the big Pylon outside of your local shopping center, the one with all the store logos listed on it. Nearly all of them are basically the same - their name inside of a rectangle. The only differences are the variables like the font, the font color, the background color, borders, drop shadows, etc. And that’s it, just the company name in some font, in some color, on a background color. Things like hand-written fonts (Coca-Cola, Ford), odd shapes (Chevrolet), mascots (the Cracker Barrel Geezer), etc., are all out these days.

    In fact, Cracker Barrel’s new logo goes a little outside the norm with the odd shape.

    This is just a corporation doing what corporations do. Why is this any of MAGA’s business?