Just use perfume
0% chance that guy didn’t shart on that chair.
He should do anal tightening exercises every other day to cut down on all that feces leaking out.
Nah, just needs the right butt plug.
I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn’t smell like poop.
The trick is to wear clothes when sitting in it.
Now that’s going too far
Or have a chair napkin if you’re gonna insist on being naked
Even sitting naked shouldn’t smell like fecal matter…
With enough farting, it probably would.
Those Must be the smelliest ones on the face of the earth
Exactly, also faux leather is my bane that stuff is the worst. The texture is awful
It really makes my anus sweat
Wow really judgemental community here
Clean your ass!
I also judge this guy.
I also judge this guy’s dead wife.
Go to the bathrooooooommm!!!
Not yet!Still baffles me how many people are convinced that you can ‘wipe properly/thoroughly/enough’. It’s exactly for that reason that I avoid sitting down in public transportation. Anyone who either possesses the instinct of not wanting to smell like shit and/or has had the ‘privilege’ of cleaning someone else’s butt (say, a small child or an adult in need of special care) knows that the words ‘wiping’ and ‘hygiene’ can only be used in the same phrase if there’s also the words ‘wet’ and/or ‘wash’ and/or ‘soap’ in it. Otherwise…of course your f****g chair stinks.
“girlfriend” Ha yeah right dude
I know a flabby, sweaty, unhygienic dude with a diaper fetish who also RPs as a baby (???) on Discord who’s been with his girl for about a decade. The world can surprise you, lol.
She’s into the diaper play, one assumes there’s just not a lot of options or the grosser the better
Yeah, certainly… or she has no sense of smell (or sight, or ears cause he’s somewhat annoying). 😅
He means his mom.
What in the holy mother of skidmarks is happenin here
guys, need some help here. my gaming room smells like shit. like literally shit. the carpet used to be grey, but it’s brown now because of the smell. I’ve been wiping my ass on the carpet because I saw my dog do it once and it feels good. my mom has been complaining about the smell for a week now and is threatening to come clean my room. I can’t let her see the room because I’ve smeared my turds on the walls artistically for my viewers on twitch. any help to get the poop smell out, please! if I can’t get the smell out dad said he’s going to force me to get a job!
I didn’t know Asmongold was on Lemmy!
Fake: op has gf
Gay: he’s fucking his chair?
You know it smells bad when body-pillow comes alive to complain.
Guys like this get girlfriends and yet I’m still single.
I know. Straight girls cannot have standards. Or need to fetishize awful shit. Or die alone.
I…what?
A cure for hetero. Imagine if you could casually hook up with any of your similarly cute friends. And also intuitively understamd the plot of anything made by hideo kojima.
Dude, heterosexuality isn’t some kind of disease that needs to be cured. I would take intuitive understanding of Kojima’s plots, though.
It wouldn’t be some kind of disease if men didn’t generally suck so badly. Instead we need to invent the bisexuality gas.
Every time I see this pop up, I’m reminded of this chair I saw once at my old place of employment.
spoiler
Nooooooo
