I love the non-threatening rebranding the dairy industry placed upon it, instead of calling it what it is…tit juice.
Pretty sure the word milk predates “brands” and “industry” by a few thousand years.
☝️ Found the guy who is not fun at parties.
You work in a movie theater?
Meanwhile, hard liquor and alcohol are supposed to mean that you are normal and the good guy.
Now you’re getting it!!
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We drink milk (and kefir) with out meals too tho
But you never forget your one and true love: ethanol
(And sometimes methanol, when it’s DIY)
This but unironically
I think that’s foe anti-heroes
My mom’s boyfriend’s house is clockwork orange themed… I don’t really talk to that side of the family anymore.
😶
Oh I could say worse but I think that little tidbit gives you a general vibe.
I guess the last question is if it’s intentional or incidental?
counterpoint: santa claus
Counter-counterpoint, Mengele.
I still drink/love/crave milk, but have long-since graduated to half-and-half. Heavy cream in my pure keto phase was arguably crossing the line.
Delicious though
There’s this FBI dude in Poker Face who also drinks milk a lot and at some point he just chugs a cup of half and half at a coffee machine.
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How about oat milk? Vegan super-criminal?
still mad how they screwed up my fave joke from the comic in this scene
“chicken parmesan isn’t vegan?”
“yeah I think parmesan is a kind of animal”
He used to be one, now he’s just ve-gone
Dated a mixed girl in college about the time “Get out” came out. We saw it in theaters, and on the way out she asked me “what is it with white people eating cereal without milk?” And for some reason both that statement and her’s are both valid. I say this as a white guy who loves both milk, and eating cereal like snack crisps.
During breaks after lunch, my office coworkers all grab small bowls of cereal from the break room and just eat it dry.
I thought it was weird at first but the more I think about it, it shouldn’t be. It’s pretty much sugary snacks.
Yes!
Normalize eating cereal without it being made soggy!
_(also check out my kit pics! She’s giving adorable!)
Honestly, if you can define the cereal you eat as “sugary snack”, get better cereal.
I literally hide my eyes and gag laugh pretty much every time these guys are on screen. My husband thinks its hysterical because I find them to be hilarious but they make my stomach wretch.
My uncle described to me in great detail about a nightmare he had of that trio after watching a few episodes they were in lol
McPoyles aren’t evil, they’re true chaotic neutral.
Beat me to the Mcpoyles
what is this
Just two normal guys hanging out with their sister.
The McPoyles in Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia
This clip is mcpoyal milk perfection, including using milk to dress a stab wound https://youtu.be/W5liIhpkpkA
you will call her!
I recognize the bottom two, but not the top two.
Top left is Get Out
Haven’t seen it, so that makes sense.
Pretty good, give it a watch
Top right is Inglorious Bastard
Now I recognize it. Thanks!
May I compliment your cows and daughters! This is actually one of the most frightening scenes from any film I’ve seen. Masterful performance.
Au revoir, Shoshanna!
It is awesome. Also you should watch The Good The Bad And The Ugly. At least it’s opening scene.
All right. I added it to the (literal) list of stuff to watch.
Clearly Cows have finally infiltrated our media, this is unmistakably a Bovine Psyop Astroturfing Operation.
I for one welcome their utter dominance.
They’re onto us…
You could have written UDDER!
What if someone is drinking chocolate milk? Where are they on the evil scale?
Choccy milk is what the good guys drink!
