As an aussie who has had many foods taken by birds including a fucking eagle that stole my burger out of my hands, this is some sociopath shit
I reckon. Birds are fuckin psycho.
seriously. who steals a french fry?
Give this man a medal
It’s so obvious that he’s a twat though.
If by twat you mean hero and legend then yes.
Seagulls: 2,047,7998, Humans: 1
to be fair I haven’t seen a seagull spin somebody around by the head and kill them
You should, it’s quite the sight
When’s the last time of these sky rats swung someone into a wall though. I’d say that counts for at least 5 chips.
This would only be true, if that piece of shit had stolen the seagull it’s chip or if the seagulls had smashed more than two million people to death.
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They may be aggressive flying pests but this guy is a fucking psycho.
Nah seagulls deserve the worst
I have absolutely no problem with the death penalty for crimes like this.
Really?
For child and animal abuse, I just struggle to see a problem with it.
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They’re talking about punishing the guy
Shouldn’t ave pinched me chip, simple as!
I love these guys. Just look at them
- shoplift & demolish a bag of chips
- shoplift a sandwich
- hover over a sightseer to snatch a bite of ice cream
- wait from a regular spot to swipe from a pedestrian.
Modern birds are more closely related to tyrannosaurus rex than tyrannosaurus rex was to stegosaurus. Modern birds are, by any reasonable definition, dinosaurs and sometimes they act like it.
Clever girl.
Just wait until it’s the Ibis.
Those fuckers can steal a chip with range.
Fucking psycho deserves the same treatment. Gross person
Most are the hunted, some are the hunter.
saw this meme for the first time on a hasan stream in 2022. he read it in such a cringe ass british accent… thank god i dont watch him anymore.
Not only is he cruel, he is actually participating in making more powerful Seagulls, the surviving seagulls will be the ones that can steal chips and survive being thrown at a wall. Beware the terminator seagull soon attacking your chips, the walls will not survive!
Humans:
- Takes all the fish for themselves
- has bussiness dump to birds perfectly edible but to humans not commercially pretty enough fish bits in the trash.
- builds apartments on the gulls original habitat
“wHy Do ThESe SEaguLl KeEP STEalinG FrOm Us”
I also grew up at the coast and yes they are a menace. But as the saying goes fuck around, find out.
Imagine if we restored and maintained the habitat and did a daily collection of fish waste to dump near that habitat.
Well said!
Exc-fucking-actly. I’m horrified by how many people here think that animal cruelty is okay when you don’t like the said animal.
They’re also a “menace” because many people actively feed them. It’s the same as ducks following people around expecting bread.
Yeah, that seagull sure as hell found out.
So…piglet thumping but with a seagull?
Meanwhile perhaps 100s of millions of hens live in small cages in probable misery because we want cheaper eggs.
