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Cake day: June 14th, 2023

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  • As police and MAGA cheer him on.

    When questioned about the apparently legal mass shooting, press secretary Leavitt responded bluntly “Your mother.”

    Senator Chuck Schumer has commented that the leftmost portion of the party is responsible for pushing the president to take direct action, and both cautions moderation in the future and mentioned he is looking forward to reaching across the aisle in finding an agreeable number of dead Democrats.

    In other news: are pancakes the new cigarettes? Researchers at Eggo institute seem to think so. Scared? Good, focus on that feeling. Dwell on it for the next few minutes. We’ll be back with more after a few ‘brief’ messages from our sponsors.








  • Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think the police should behave this way. If their duty is to law and order then this behavior is the antithesis of that, unlawful and creates disorder. Look at all of the drivers not knowing what to do, probably scared shitless that a cop is going to hit them and they’ll somehow be found at fault. Do you think the owner of the house he crashed into is going to see a dime? Maybe if they sue the city, but probably not. Can’t sue the officer thanks to his immunity from the consequences of his own actions. Ugh I set out to write something tongue in cheek but this shit is honestly just too infuriating.