Hey, no kink shaming.
But you guys will put out after Church, right?
They did don some crazy underwear in anticipation of the event. Also, polyamory is definitely on the table if they’re true to their founder’s beliefs and actions.
Don’t sully polyamory with the misogyny that is polygamy. They want multiple wives to have multiple women to control
I don’t think polygamy has to be misogynistic, although I agree that’s the way its been overwhelmingly applied throughout recorded history. It could hypothetically be misandrist if power dynamics had the opposite gender polarity. I think the core issue is the power imbalance being expressed in the construction of a harem. Anyway, I think of polyamory as the broad term and polygamy as an unfortunate subset of it, designed to legally and unilaterally enforce an inequitable and exploitive type of polyamorous relationship by members of one gender against the members of another. That’s a pretty broad generalization of gender, sex, and orientation dynamics, but I’m not an expert in the field. I assume there’s still some kind of conventional, ontological hierarchy with corresponding terminology. I think that’s what I was reaching for.
It’s about the term. Polyamory and Polygamy could basically mean the same thing if polygamy wasn’t already having heavy ties to a man controlling a harem of women.
Yeah, connotation and context are important.
During.
I’ll go to your church, you come to my orgy. Fair is fair, right?
Joseph Smith: “No need to make them exclusive.”
Imagine the uproar if you went to a church and said “you’re so prudish, you need to fuck more, come to Tinder.”
Oh sweet summer child.
The church IS the orgy. Now here, have some Kool aid, we’re going to see the face of God together.
Liar, this is Flavor Aid.
Spencer definitely wants to film his wife being nailed by another man
Maybe Spencer wants her to film him getting the nailing
hey bi switch vers people exist yannow
That’s fine…but Spencer’s wife is probably in the dark. Because he doesn’t accept himself
Don’t we all?
He wants to be the one to jump on the bed.
We can only assume that if soaking isn’t premarital sex, then it can’t be extramarital sex either.
Good for Spencer.
Nah. They’re shopping for a third.
More specifically, a handmaid.
…may the lord open
Blessed be the fruit.
What type of… handjobs?
The kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband’s children.
It’s not a sin if you keep your grip still while a third bounces on the bed.
The classic Provo soak+jump hump
Nah, they’re Mormons. They’re actually this crazy
my partner and I did some butthole fingering at midnight up against a church the year we started dating
we’ve been together for 13 years
thank you jesus
My first time was while vandalizing a church. Yeah it was pretty great. Be this couple’s unicorn.
It’s called the loophole!
If the loophole works it means God is okay with gay sex
Why do you think he put the prostate up there? 🤭
Look, we’re all looking for a unicorn. This seems like one of the least effective ways to do it.
Counterpoint: Unicorns famously love virgins
Weird way of looking for a threesome with another threesome but okay.
“Come with us!”
Lol, they are looking for at least a third (at the mildest kink), no preferences on the gender.
If you are young enough, church and tinder end up serving the same use so the concept isn’t that crazy.
i dont care if you call him “little extra jesus”, spencer, PUT HIM AWAY IN CHURCH
*this is a real offer to cum with us!!
With Jesus’ little extra
Would. Both of them.
The only correct response
If I saw this in the wild, I’d immediately hire the most attractive single person I could find to reply to this ad, go to church with them, and low-key try to have sex with either/both of them on the side
I’ve found Bible Satan.
If that’s me, I hope it pays better than my current job…
Becca and Spencer and some faint gray streaks on white background.
