LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agoLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square764linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksLouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square764linkfedilink
minus-squareBirch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoYou have the constant urge to shit too
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoYou have a constant, dire, and unending desire to shit at all times.
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoBut only Will and nobody else. If Will isn’t around you better hope he shows up or you may have some serious medical problems.
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoYou can never be very far from home at any time, in case you have to poop
minus-squarefrobeniusnorm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months ago… but you will simultaneously puke
I can shit at will
You have the constant urge to shit too
I hoped you would say that ;)
Will changes his name
Oh no! Who will I shit at now?
You can’t piss at will.
Poor will, never getting that number 1
You have a constant, dire, and unending desire to shit at all times.
Poor Will.
He loves it
But only Will and nobody else. If Will isn’t around you better hope he shows up or you may have some serious medical problems.
I name my toilet Will, problem solved
You can never be very far from home at any time, in case you have to poop
… but you will simultaneously puke