Just gimme photographic memory.
I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want
The entire superman set, minus kryptonite
The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them
The ability to change the probability of events happening
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Applies only to non terrestrial events
Chance of an advanced race of friendly aliens settling on Mars: 0.0000000000000N% => 100%
You need to amass one kilogram of your own feces in a ceremonial bag for the power to take effect.
Name checks out, thank you Spiderman :3
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
The other half is poop.
Can’t argue with that
You can only make things worse
Dang 😅 Who gets to decide whether I’m making something worse though?
Me.
When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.
I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface
The ability to inflict my suicidal depression, sans the medication or benefits of years of therapy, into the minds of anyone I hate.
The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule, with no cancelations.
The ability to focus on stuff i am supposed to do
I’m gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
“I ___, but only when I’m hard.”become immensely popular as a male role model
save kittens from trees
That sounds nice. The newspapers will call me a hard hero.
Can reproduce
Makes sense
You can give moving public speeches
am the world’s greatest kindergarten teacher
Your super power is that you can transform into an afab woman, once.
Can revive the dead
“I’m gonna explain everything later, just don’t interfere.”
Pee.
You can captivate the attention of any child. You’re a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children’s birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.
Except, there’s just one small problem…
They could make a killing off making videos on YouTube or something like Khan Academy. Just never show him from below the waist…
I’m Mr beast?
Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.
I have a remote control for time.
I can shit at will
