those normally come in a backpack of sorts. he could just put it back in the bag it likely came in. then it just looks like a bookbag with a tube coming out.
You have to clean that thing
Bed in a corner with no headboard. This room has no aesthetic to ruin.
It’s a ruse to pretend he has a gf
- Shelf and HOOKS underneath over head end of bed are least compatible with sex ever… bonked head, pulled hair, gashes…
- Pillow for single person
- bottom sheet only
- sheet not clean
- no lamp
Perhaps too afraid to ask for styling advice for himself and “asking for a friend” would invite too many follow up questions so he has to make up a girlfriend to impress.
Take my upvote
- Bed is pushed in the corner
Never once understood this one lol
Wait you don’t understand why someone would push their bed in the corner? Or you don’t understand why it’s a problem for two people sleeping in the same bed if the bed is pushed in the corner?
Clambering is my love language.
I don’t think I’ve ever in my life put a top sheet on my bed…
Honestly. I’m a blanket sleeper, always have been. Top sheets stay in the linen closet for guests
Washing my blankets as frequently as they would need it would wear them down much faster and for that matter, sheets are just easier and more efficient to wash. That’s why I use a top sheet at least. It’s not a comfort thing for me.
Counterpoint; I’m going to kick that top sheet towards the foot of that bed in like 30 minutes anyways. Duvet cover is the way.
Duvet covers are incredibly annoying to take on and off. I just fold the sheet over the top of the blanket and it doesn’t move for me.
They’re not too bad, just start with them inside out, grab the corners, and pull through. And it makes it easier to make the bed later because you don’t have to deal with the top sheet.
To be fair, while I don’t have a top cover, my comforter does have a duvet cover which is washed more frequently
2 virgins in one thread. Things are heating up
Wait…I sleep in my boyfriend’s bed who’s the same as me. It’s virgins all around…
Hear me out. Fake plant, stick the bag in the hollow pot. Maybe cover the hose with a plastic cord concealer.
It’s gotta be above the head or gravity won’t work
Of course! We just put it on the little shelf overhead.
It’s crazy how it knows.
Fake hanging plant. Or fuck it, real hanging plant, false bottom in the pot
No it doesn’t. It just needs to be upright so that the hose is coming from the bottom. The user just needs to bite down on the other end of the hose and suck to get water. That’s how mine works.
Nobody here knows what a camelbag is.
It’s Camelbak.
Camelbak is the company. They made camelbags.
No. Nobody calls them camel bags, they use Camelbak as a generic term for a hydration bladder.
Everybody calls them camelbags.
Switch to a water bed, attach the tube to the water bed. Waterbed and some rugs will increase the vibe of your room. Women love water beds.
Trouble is, when you’re having fun with the girlfriend it’ll sploosh water into your mouth at a rhythmic rate you won’t be able to drink.
Drowning by snu-snu.
Why no water bottle?
And sit up or raise my head like a PEASANT? Nay, kind Gentlethem, nay.
Write “LUBE” on it for a better vibe of the room.
Homie is right that this is the height of late-night convenience. Especially since that bed is cornered and the nightstand (if there is one) might be tough to reach with a whole person in the way.
GF is right too. This is sending “hamster cage” vibes. May as well decorate with cedar wood-chips at this point.
May as well decorate with cedar wood-chips at this point.
Not the earthy tones she was hoping for
I mean nothing screams “bachelor pad” more than a mattress on the floor in the corner. Pretty sure this fits the vibe exactly.
I’m pretty sure that the mattress isn’t on the floor. Otherwise the Light Switch would be pretty low
I thought so at first as well but that looks like a European electrical outlet.
I’m pretty sure it’s a light switch, looks like one you would usually find in France or Italy
He put it there so he can more easily find his water bag
🌌🧠
Guaranteed there’s a poop stick in the shitter.
A poop knife would be more efficient
Scissors are the easiest
Best to go with a whole complement: tongs, angle grinder, multimeter, mass spectrometry machine. But only the essentials
I like to go old school with my turd trident.
Is it bad I kinda fuck with this idea?
I keep water in a thermoflask near the bed. Stays nice and cool all night. This bag would be an unpleasant room temperature very quickly.
Unpleasant room temp?
We get it, you only drink carefully curated, ultra-filtered, temperature controlled Smart water, you priss
I have a relatively cheap filter on the kitchen sink cold water tap, and I use ice in a large thermos style water bottle, but I too prefer cold/chilled to room temp. I can drink room temp fine, but I like it cold more.
I gotta switch it up sometimes
I get it out of my fridge’s dispenser. Sometimes I put ice in there if it’s a hot evening. The flask cost me $10 which is cheaper than a Camelbak. Lasts me a few days between refills. Honestly a good life hack if you’re used to have a glass of water by your bedside.
This bag would be an
unpleasantroom temperature very quickly.Good
Where my room temperature homies at?
in my experience room temperature water is magically cold anyways, fuck knows how that works but it reliably does.
Like it’s not ice cold or anything, but recognizably cool
As long as it’s only the idea, not the girlfriend or the bag itself. I mean, yuckkkkk.
It’s okay, this is lemmy. Nobody has a gf here.
I’ve done this. Because I almost exclusively drank out of a camelpak for a while, so I had it on my night stand often. It was super easy and convenient to take a sip of water while laying down. I’ve wanted something like that again, but yeah, having that next to your bed isn’t great lol
I fuck with the CamelBak too. My problem is I get the brilliant idea of throwing other liquids in there to try and sneak it into places. Then I forget to flush it and it’s ruined. 😞
I’m already contemplating how to do something similar.
I tried it awhile ago, but it’s too easy to accidentally spill water on the bed when you’re trying to drink from it. Also the hydration reservoirs are tricky to keep clean.
It doesn’t need to be elevated. A Camelbak on the nightstand would do the trick.
Yes but why make it simple when it can be deliciously complicated and intricate?
Crazy straw and chocolate milk, you say?
Rum and coke keeps for longer but I’ll take the crazy straw!
I want it too
This is actually pretty neat if you are a particularly thirsty person.
A second tube for waste and all you need worry about is bedsores.
At that point get a hospital bed
Add more non-earthy looking object all around to give a eclectic look to the room
