If only Jesus drowned, then it would have been perfectly fine by all american standards.
Idea:
Jesus walks on water If jesus dives into water His neck would crack and he would die
Jesus died from cracking neck on water for our sins
Here, hang this broken twig glued to a fishbowl above your bed as remembrance.
Why no water bottle?
And sit up or raise my head like a PEASANT? Nay, kind Gentlethem, nay.
I agree with the gf, It ruins the vibe by adding the vibe of somebody who can’t cope with just using a normal water bottle.
If convenience is so wrong then why do we even have water bottles? Can’t you cope with just using a normal cup? We are witnessing the next generation of water delivery systems, I say let the man have his gravity enhanced hydration. Hydrate or diedrate 🤙
A cup is a great idea. Every morning you can be surprised by what kinds of things float around the air at night, the insects that flew in while you brought in the groceries, heck, if you are lucky, you might even catch a spider or two. Happy sipping!
Damn wtf is going on at your house that this is a regular thing for you
Nah, I’m with the other commenter.
Give a foot 5-9 hours to find a cup and it will.
Keeping water by the bed is more convenient than getting up for a drink, and the bottle prevents spills. If a gf objected to that I would be on OP’s side, but clinging to the sucky tube bag even though it annoys his loved one is Sheldon Cooper level. I hope they work it out.
Being annoyed by a bag is Sheldon Cooper level
It’s Sheldon all the way down.
Bottles aren’t perfect, you still have to sit up to use most of them as they generally need some way to let air in as you pull water out. The bite tube also prevents spills without having to move too much or otherwise disturb your partner with one of those pop-nib bottles that has to suck air back in when you release suction.
If she exists, it seems she has more of a problem with the way it looks than its actual functionality. That is a problem that can be solved as easily as getting a bag that doesn’t contrast so much with the existing color scheme. Hilarious to suggest a relationship isn’t working out over such a minor aesthetic disagreement though.
Why use bottled water when you have a reusable 3L pouch?
Why not assume I meant REUSABLE water bottle, which is in fact what I did mean. Given OP’s interest in hydration it makes total sense that they would already have one.
How dare you make a perfectly reasonable point? 😡
Yeah but 3L…
Plenty of decent folks have 3L+ reusable water bottles.
Sure, but do you want to be lifting that to your face in the dark at 3AM?
I would definitely drop it on my face.
Whatever works for folks, I’m just saying that such things exist. I just go to the kitchen.
Yeah but could you imagine not having to???
I dunno I hate getting up in the night.
I’m old and crippled. If I’m up, I’m up. But I meant what I said, whatever works for folks!
When I was recovering from my last major surgery, I had a 2L shmiggle or whatever it’s called on my nightstand for that purpose.
Nobody here knows what a camelbag is.
It’s Camelbak.
Camelbak is the company. They made camelbags.
No. Nobody calls them camel bags, they use Camelbak as a generic term for a hydration bladder.
Everybody calls them camelbags.
Drinking that much water at night will end you up with a lot of uncomfortable visits to the toilet
Proposed solution: piss bag
Water bag > human > piss bag > filtration system > water bag
Never have to wake up at night to use the restroom, sustainable, she’ll love it
Add a catheter to the system for a full over-night flush
Add a Cather and a filter for a closed loop
Now in stores: The Fremen Sleeping Bag[tm]
Hear me out. Fake plant, stick the bag in the hollow pot. Maybe cover the hose with a plastic cord concealer.
It’s gotta be above the head or gravity won’t work
It’s crazy how it knows.
No it doesn’t. It just needs to be upright so that the hose is coming from the bottom. The user just needs to bite down on the other end of the hose and suck to get water. That’s how mine works.
Of course! We just put it on the little shelf overhead.
Fake hanging plant. Or fuck it, real hanging plant, false bottom in the pot
I have an idea: Take the contents of the bag, and place it in a nice tall glass. You could even toss a couple ice cubes in it to keep it cool for a while. That would look real classy.
Call me crazy but I use this thing called a bottle. Then even if I knock it over when im asleep it just wakes me up and doesnt cause me to have to start cleaning up water and glass at random times
Also keeps the bugs out. Nothing like waking up to find a beetle floating in your glass.
This is clearly inferior to the bag. And the ice is pointless as it will melt before the glass will be drunk. Also, since ice is less dense than water, you’re actually leaving even less room for liquid water in the glass that is already smaller than the bag.
Well, it’ll be a little cool most of the night, certainly more so than room temperature bag water.
Obviously the solution is to use heavy water. Now you no longer have the ice cube problem.
Of course you have other problems but no solution is perfect.
I believe heavy water is ok to drink in small quantities but not super heavy water. So use heavy water ice but still deliver it via bag.
It’s a ruse to pretend he has a gf
- Shelf and HOOKS underneath over head end of bed are least compatible with sex ever… bonked head, pulled hair, gashes…
- Pillow for single person
- bottom sheet only
- sheet not clean
- no lamp
Perhaps too afraid to ask for styling advice for himself and “asking for a friend” would invite too many follow up questions so he has to make up a girlfriend to impress.
Take my upvote
- Bed is pushed in the corner
Never once understood this one lol
Wait you don’t understand why someone would push their bed in the corner? Or you don’t understand why it’s a problem for two people sleeping in the same bed if the bed is pushed in the corner?
Clambering is my love language.
I don’t think I’ve ever in my life put a top sheet on my bed…
Honestly. I’m a blanket sleeper, always have been. Top sheets stay in the linen closet for guests
Washing my blankets as frequently as they would need it would wear them down much faster and for that matter, sheets are just easier and more efficient to wash. That’s why I use a top sheet at least. It’s not a comfort thing for me.
Counterpoint; I’m going to kick that top sheet towards the foot of that bed in like 30 minutes anyways. Duvet cover is the way.
Duvet covers are incredibly annoying to take on and off. I just fold the sheet over the top of the blanket and it doesn’t move for me.
They’re not too bad, just start with them inside out, grab the corners, and pull through. And it makes it easier to make the bed later because you don’t have to deal with the top sheet.
To be fair, while I don’t have a top cover, my comforter does have a duvet cover which is washed more frequently
2 virgins in one thread. Things are heating up
Wait…I sleep in my boyfriend’s bed who’s the same as me. It’s virgins all around…
I think it’s a good idea. People wear backpacks like that when they go hiking or running, so keeping one by your bed seems okay. But yeah you’d have to clean it out somewhat regularly. Or just have a glass of water somewhere near your bed like a lot of people do.
You have to clean that thing
Hang it from an IV stand.
Homie is right that this is the height of late-night convenience. Especially since that bed is cornered and the nightstand (if there is one) might be tough to reach with a whole person in the way.
GF is right too. This is sending “hamster cage” vibes. May as well decorate with cedar wood-chips at this point.
May as well decorate with cedar wood-chips at this point.
Not the earthy tones she was hoping for
Bed in a corner with no headboard. This room has no aesthetic to ruin.
Switch to a water bed, attach the tube to the water bed. Waterbed and some rugs will increase the vibe of your room. Women love water beds.
Trouble is, when you’re having fun with the girlfriend it’ll sploosh water into your mouth at a rhythmic rate you won’t be able to drink.
Drowning by snu-snu.
Write “LUBE” on it for a better vibe of the room.
