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DearMoogle@lemmy.today to tumblr@lemmy.world · 20 days ago

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  • thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    those normally come in a backpack of sorts. he could just put it back in the bag it likely came in. then it just looks like a bookbag with a tube coming out.

    https://www.bhphotovideo.com/images/images2500x2500/camelbak_62400_m_u_l_e_nv_12l_mountain_1197213.jpg

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    19 days ago

    You have to clean that thing

  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    Bed in a corner with no headboard. This room has no aesthetic to ruin.

  • layzerjeyt@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    19 days ago

    It’s a ruse to pretend he has a gf

    • Shelf and HOOKS underneath over head end of bed are least compatible with sex ever… bonked head, pulled hair, gashes…
    • Pillow for single person
    • bottom sheet only
    • sheet not clean
    • no lamp
    • meowMix2525@lemm.ee
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      19 days ago

      Perhaps too afraid to ask for styling advice for himself and “asking for a friend” would invite too many follow up questions so he has to make up a girlfriend to impress.

    • vas37@lemm.ee
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      19 days ago

      Take my upvote

    • Hobo@lemmy.world
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      19 days ago
      • Bed is pushed in the corner
      • Soulg@ani.social
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        19 days ago

        Never once understood this one lol

        • Hobo@lemmy.world
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          19 days ago

          Wait you don’t understand why someone would push their bed in the corner? Or you don’t understand why it’s a problem for two people sleeping in the same bed if the bed is pushed in the corner?

          • Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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            19 days ago

            Clambering is my love language.

    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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      19 days ago

      I don’t think I’ve ever in my life put a top sheet on my bed…

      • Bosht@lemmy.world
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        19 days ago

        Honestly. I’m a blanket sleeper, always have been. Top sheets stay in the linen closet for guests

        • meowMix2525@lemm.ee
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          19 days ago

          Washing my blankets as frequently as they would need it would wear them down much faster and for that matter, sheets are just easier and more efficient to wash. That’s why I use a top sheet at least. It’s not a comfort thing for me.

          • UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            19 days ago

            Counterpoint; I’m going to kick that top sheet towards the foot of that bed in like 30 minutes anyways. Duvet cover is the way.

            • meowMix2525@lemm.ee
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              19 days ago

              Duvet covers are incredibly annoying to take on and off. I just fold the sheet over the top of the blanket and it doesn’t move for me.

              • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                18 days ago

                They’re not too bad, just start with them inside out, grab the corners, and pull through. And it makes it easier to make the bed later because you don’t have to deal with the top sheet.

          • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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            19 days ago

            To be fair, while I don’t have a top cover, my comforter does have a duvet cover which is washed more frequently

      • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world
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        19 days ago

        2 virgins in one thread. Things are heating up

        • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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          19 days ago

          Wait…I sleep in my boyfriend’s bed who’s the same as me. It’s virgins all around…

  • BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    Hear me out. Fake plant, stick the bag in the hollow pot. Maybe cover the hose with a plastic cord concealer.

    • Mongostein@lemmy.ca
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      19 days ago

      It’s gotta be above the head or gravity won’t work

      • BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world
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        19 days ago

        Of course! We just put it on the little shelf overhead.

        • BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world
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          19 days ago

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        19 days ago

        It’s crazy how it knows.

      • Revan343@lemmy.ca
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        19 days ago

        Fake hanging plant. Or fuck it, real hanging plant, false bottom in the pot

      • JargonWagon@lemmy.world
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        19 days ago

        No it doesn’t. It just needs to be upright so that the hose is coming from the bottom. The user just needs to bite down on the other end of the hose and suck to get water. That’s how mine works.

  • Maalus@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    Nobody here knows what a camelbag is.

    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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      19 days ago

      It’s Camelbak.

      • Maalus@lemmy.world
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        19 days ago

        Camelbak is the company. They made camelbags.

        • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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          19 days ago

          No. Nobody calls them camel bags, they use Camelbak as a generic term for a hydration bladder.

          • Maalus@lemmy.world
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            18 days ago

            Everybody calls them camelbags.

  • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    20 days ago

    Switch to a water bed, attach the tube to the water bed. Waterbed and some rugs will increase the vibe of your room. Women love water beds.

    • wewbull@feddit.uk
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      20 days ago

      Trouble is, when you’re having fun with the girlfriend it’ll sploosh water into your mouth at a rhythmic rate you won’t be able to drink.

      Drowning by snu-snu.

  • andybytes@programming.dev
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    19 days ago

    Why no water bottle?

    • UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      19 days ago

      And sit up or raise my head like a PEASANT? Nay, kind Gentlethem, nay.

  • x00z@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    Write “LUBE” on it for a better vibe of the room.

  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    Homie is right that this is the height of late-night convenience. Especially since that bed is cornered and the nightstand (if there is one) might be tough to reach with a whole person in the way.

    GF is right too. This is sending “hamster cage” vibes. May as well decorate with cedar wood-chips at this point.

    • ChogChog@lemmy.world
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      20 days ago

      May as well decorate with cedar wood-chips at this point.

      Not the earthy tones she was hoping for

  • socsa@piefed.social
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    20 days ago

    I mean nothing screams “bachelor pad” more than a mattress on the floor in the corner. Pretty sure this fits the vibe exactly.

    • albert180@piefed.social
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      20 days ago

      I’m pretty sure that the mattress isn’t on the floor. Otherwise the Light Switch would be pretty low

      • hypeerror@sh.itjust.works
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        20 days ago

        I thought so at first as well but that looks like a European electrical outlet.

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          I’m pretty sure it’s a light switch, looks like one you would usually find in France or Italy

      • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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        20 days ago

        He put it there so he can more easily find his water bag

        • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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          20 days ago

          🌌🧠

  • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    20 days ago

    Guaranteed there’s a poop stick in the shitter.

    • hedhoncho@lemm.ee
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      20 days ago

      A poop knife would be more efficient

      • FiveMacs@lemmy.ca
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        20 days ago

        Scissors are the easiest

        • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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          20 days ago

          Best to go with a whole complement: tongs, angle grinder, multimeter, mass spectrometry machine. But only the essentials

          • BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world
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            19 days ago

            I like to go old school with my turd trident.

  • Nate@piefed.alphapuggle.dev
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    20 days ago

    Is it bad I kinda fuck with this idea?

    • errer@lemmy.world
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      20 days ago

      I keep water in a thermoflask near the bed. Stays nice and cool all night. This bag would be an unpleasant room temperature very quickly.

      • Mac@mander.xyz
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        20 days ago

        Unpleasant room temp?

        We get it, you only drink carefully curated, ultra-filtered, temperature controlled Smart water, you priss

        • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          19 days ago

          I have a relatively cheap filter on the kitchen sink cold water tap, and I use ice in a large thermos style water bottle, but I too prefer cold/chilled to room temp. I can drink room temp fine, but I like it cold more.

          • lemmingnosis@lemmy.world
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            19 days ago

            I gotta switch it up sometimes

        • errer@lemmy.world
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          20 days ago

          I get it out of my fridge’s dispenser. Sometimes I put ice in there if it’s a hot evening. The flask cost me $10 which is cheaper than a Camelbak. Lasts me a few days between refills. Honestly a good life hack if you’re used to have a glass of water by your bedside.

      • Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        19 days ago

        This bag would be an unpleasant room temperature very quickly.

        Good

      • Nastybutler@lemmy.world
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        20 days ago

        Where my room temperature homies at?

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          in my experience room temperature water is magically cold anyways, fuck knows how that works but it reliably does.
          Like it’s not ice cold or anything, but recognizably cool

    • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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      As long as it’s only the idea, not the girlfriend or the bag itself. I mean, yuckkkkk.

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        20 days ago

        It’s okay, this is lemmy. Nobody has a gf here.

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      I’ve done this. Because I almost exclusively drank out of a camelpak for a while, so I had it on my night stand often. It was super easy and convenient to take a sip of water while laying down. I’ve wanted something like that again, but yeah, having that next to your bed isn’t great lol

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      I fuck with the CamelBak too. My problem is I get the brilliant idea of throwing other liquids in there to try and sneak it into places. Then I forget to flush it and it’s ruined. 😞

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      20 days ago

      I’m already contemplating how to do something similar.

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        I tried it awhile ago, but it’s too easy to accidentally spill water on the bed when you’re trying to drink from it. Also the hydration reservoirs are tricky to keep clean.

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        It doesn’t need to be elevated. A Camelbak on the nightstand would do the trick.

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          Yes but why make it simple when it can be deliciously complicated and intricate?

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            Crazy straw and chocolate milk, you say?

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              Rum and coke keeps for longer but I’ll take the crazy straw!

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      20 days ago

      I want it too

  • MTK@lemmy.world
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    This is actually pretty neat if you are a particularly thirsty person.

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      A second tube for waste and all you need worry about is bedsores.

      • MTK@lemmy.world
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        19 days ago

        At that point get a hospital bed

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    20 days ago

    Add more non-earthy looking object all around to give a eclectic look to the room

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