It was a Field Marten, not a weasel. The Pompiers still share around the image of its incredibly crispy corpse that was retrieved from the service tunnels at CMS Point 5.
Timeline thing is whatever, the collisions happening in LHC are less energetic than sunlight on a sq cm of grass, they’re just much better controlled and measured.
I guess the NPR article screenshot comes from the other timeline where it was a weasel then.
Free shrugs lol.
It’s part of the weasel family.
Technically no, both Weasles and Martens are part of the Mustelidae family, but they’re different. I remember one of the shifters being super indignant about it lol.
I am with you on your distinction, but if you were to choose a mascot for the Mustelids (something notable to represent the whole family) I’m guessing a weasel would be the candidate.
Valve intro sting
I’m not sure why I felt the urge to make this after seeing the guy on the right’s hard hat… Yet here we are:
I think he’s an alien tbh
Cleary he is a direct descendant of the extraterrestrial ruling class of human-alien hybrids that ruled over ancient Egypt, rofl.
/s of course
Hidden in plain site smh my head
I can guarantee that the front of the netting isn’t in its slots, and is pushed up above his forehead, essentially nullifying 95% of the effectiveness.
Yeah I know, I just thought it was funny
Every construction worker is an alien when you don’t know how hard hats work.
Was it a lab leak, or live market?
Wasn’t it when a bird dropped a baguette on it?
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2009/nov/06/cern-big-bang-goes-phut
https://time.com/archive/6933968/did-a-time-traveling-bird-sabotage-the-collider/
Some say that to this day the weasel is still there being accelerated ever closer to the speed of light.
Shine on, you crazy diamond!
that lucky bastard.
Portal 3 plot leaked.
Weasel is a typo. It’s suppose to be Wheatley.
Wheatley was accidentally accelerated past the speed of light and now exists outside of time in a godlike state.
Still can’t make decent puzzle rooms for shit.
Where’s Gordy when you need him?
They’re waiting for you, Gordon. In the test chamberrrr.
and just how many times has this …weasel thing happened?
let me guess. it’s impossible to know.
It could have already happened hundreds of times and we would never know it.
omg Sadam’s aware of the loop. he’s laying that way in protest of reality!
mindblown.exE
To quote Douglas Adams about a similar concept in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy:
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened"
The TenForward memes have escaped containment again.
I’ve seen like 4 iterations of this meme so far and I get excited every time I see a new one, like encountering a new Pokémon
If you look close enough, all the memes are just different forms of Rotom.
I like the theory that the Mayans were right and the world ended in 2012.
A redwood can be dead and still stand for years…
2012 was the start of the end, and it wasn’t just an instantaneous catastrophe.
I have to agree with Stephen King and say that the Kennedy assassination was the moment it snapped.
Going heavy in Vietnam started the destruction of the US economy, and Nixon tripled down on it.
The most unpleasant thing about that novel was that fixing things made it infinitely worse.
“The Big Time” by Fritz Leiber. The Change War is being fought on every planet in the universe from the moment of the Big Bang to the end of time. Two sides, the Spiders and the Snakes, are trying to rewrite history for their own purposes. The Law Of Conservation of Reality states that Time will oppose any change, so you have to fight the same battles over and over and over in order to get any changes.
Fun book.
didn’t know king wrote a book about that, so chatgpt gave me this link with the relevant book passage. Whole interview is pretty interesting https://www.jfklibrary.org/events-and-awards/kennedy-library-forums/past-forums/transcripts/a-conversation-with-stephen-king
I used to be a huge Stephen King junkie, read every novel within a few weeks of each release (started young by reading Salem’s Lot way too young). Then he started getting really repetitive in the mid-90s.
So I was reluctant to bother with 11/22/63 but I picked it up because the premise was totally different for King. And I was blown away - I consider it his best, by far.
I’m aware of the theory that a stupid cop shooting a gorilla put us in this fucked up timeline.
Dicks out everyone, you know the drill…
People suddenly pretending to care for animals is funny as hell
except in the other timeline, the hadron collider opened a black hole and swallowed the earth whole.
Sounds lovely
they got the better outcome regardless
How do I transfer over to that one. Is there a form to fill out or a portal or something
Correct, but they got sucked into an alternative reality and plan full assault on Judgement Day
Well they should bloody well hurry up then.
You can’t rush the battle of Armageddon. Be patient.
The weasel just wanted to go to a timeline where his family is alive.
It didn’t know it would create the Weaselpoint paradox.
Wie is de koning van Wezel?
This timeline is great. I’m going to go ahead and continue living my life and enjoying the timeline I’m in. Not finding ways to constantly make myself depressed by finding and pointing out every negative aspect I dislike. I try to focus on all of the positives instead.
Honestly, same. It’s just harder to make jokes about life being amazing.
Are you advocating blissful ignorance as a like. Lifestyle? I’m glad that you have enough money and stability to do that lol if you’re poor or marginalized blissful ignorance is not an option if you intend to survive.
No. I’m just advocating for focusing on the positives in life. I enjoy technology and engineering. Just got a 3D printer and am absolutely loving learning about it and improving my abilities in CAD. Also love going out hiking and spending time outdoors, my state has really being making a lot of improvements in that area.
I mean, good for you, it’s good to have hobbies. But do you have no empathy for your fellow humans? I’m guessing your skin isn’t a shade that might get you sent to CECOT… yet. If you ignore what’s happening they may eventually come for you too.
People on these forums don’t like positive inflections unless you are positively shitting on the west.
Downvote if I’m right.
It looks like people think you are right.
Now what’s our down vote goal if we think you are far right?
