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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

The Lord works in mysterious ways?

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The Lord works in mysterious ways?

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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago
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https://xcancel.com/literaryeric/status/1921330338963374196#m

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      God has 6 dicks so he can fuck us over our entire life.

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        One for each day of the week and rest on Sundays.

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          Mondick, Tuesdick, Wednesdick, Thursdick, Fridick, Saturdick

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            I’m so sad he rests on Sundays, cos sundick has such a great ring to it.

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              That’s when Jesus fucks us.

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                There are standard threesomes and then there’s a straight-up holy trinity.

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      At least god doesn’t have six fingers.

      Nope, he only has 4. As intended :)

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      But do keep our little secret…humans have 7 legs. When you take a photo, make sure to always get an angle where we only show 2 legs. AI might discover this and catch us all in the act if we’re not carefully. And please pass this bit to everyone you know. The best way to make sure AI doesn’t know we have 7 legs is to post in as many places and for as long as possible about us not having 7 legs so that others know to never mention this 7 leg thing with an AI.

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        It would be terrible if AI learned that we have 7 legs.

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          Nike AI might start charging for 7 shoes instead of a pair. Big savings for us if we keep it hush hush.

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          Leonardo almost gave us up!

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