“Just getting in my reps.”
Maybe they’re yo-yoing a turd… in the doggy position… naked on the bed… for some reason.
Like a regular Tuesday or a spicy Tuesday (we add a tajin rim to the anus)
That’s just me doing naked fart yoga because my tummy hurts.
The stories hotel maids could tell…
you gotta do anal because ghost cum goes straight through condoms
“You take all your emotions! All your pain, all your love, all your passion, all your rage! Just push it all the way down into the pit of your stomach! And then let it explode, like a reactor!”
Yeah, that’s getting a new meaning now.
Do you go straight to anal with ghosts?
Why not? Ectoplasm is a great natural lubricant.
It’s a super natural lubricant
That’s what mommy taught me.
The vagina and mouth are for the living!
No first the oral sex, anal is for hour 2
Do you not?
Maybe you’re in a long-term committed relationship with the ghost?
Or if the ghost comes from a candle
Boy ghosts come from candles, girl ghosts come from Keiko OBrien didn’t you watch the sex Ed holofilmstrip in school?
I mean, would you prefer phantom at the dick hole opera?
Are you saying your dick hole is as squeaky as the old fashioned bird whistles?
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Idk about you, but I would knock first.
That’s how the ghost knows you’re about to cum
Someone’s already at the back door
Why the hell did it have to be anal? That is leaving a horrible taste in my brain just picturing it.
You remember the taste of eating ass? Got it.
So, Scary Movie?
That’s… Um… Well, see… A lot of Hentai does this…
I… Didn’t need to know what it was specifically called. But thank you. This will now occupy a portion of my brain…
Thanks, Dr. Crusher
I remember a similar scene from scary movie 2
Ectoplasm everywhere
