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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. I prefer the word soda. Prepare to die.

That clean Midwestern living really ages ya.

I did that to my own son. He barfed in the car and I learned my lesson.

It’s a concept of a plan

Normal Kennedy day. They only roll the windows up when things get weird.

Live, laugh, drown

They’re already sucking as hard as they can

TL;DR “XFS and EXT4 remained tied in first place overall for those curious about the out-of-the-box Linux file-system performance without any additional tuning/tweaks.”

Letters From a Stoic, by Seneca

Exactly! Going partway up a ladder to get the monks to change direction is a key mechanic that breaks if they’re too smart.

I helped work on that game. One of the devs on it was one of the authors of the original Lode Runner. The logic for how the monks chase you was lifted directly from the original code - nothing else was as fun. We tried making the monks smarter and it was just too difficult.

Kabin Crew, “The Spark”

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They said “average”, overachiever

“forget”

It’s a take on him throwing rolls of paper towels to victims of hurricane Florence.

At this point I think it’s easier to enumerate the ways in which we’re NOT fucked.