Well, one of them is an abusive drunk, one is a cult member who has multiple ex-wives who’ve basically fled the marriage, and one is Tim Walz. Think I’d pick Walz.
My main takeaway is cults and alcohol abuse makes you look young.
But having a loving fulfilling life makes you oh so fuckable. 🤤
Having enough money for regular treatments, enhancements and top quality plastic surgeons.
The average cultist in d&d has more health and stats than regular commoners
Nah, money makes you look young, but it also seems to turn a lot of people into real assholes. Tbh, though, I think people are mistaking handsome for youthful - I don’t really think either of them look any younger in the fact than Walz, it’s just the hair.
bonk
I already own a distillery. Just gotta start a cult and I will become Keanu
This blows my mind!
PLASTIC!60, 60, 62
If you’re lucky enough to have all your original hair and teeth at 60, and don’t let yourself go to shit, this is easily doable. Here’s me (53) at a costume party last weekend.
Lemmy: “No one can do this without money!!!”
Uh, no. A little luck and a lot of self-care is more like it.
You’re doing great. Keep up the good work, but 53 is not 60, or 62. There is definitely a magnitude difference there.
I do my fair share of swiping right and left. I am and enjoy the older crowd, so my filters reflect that. The difference is usually easily observable
Here’s me (53) at a costume party last weekend.
You were not bad in Lost and Succession but you really should be ashamed of yourself for the Short Circuit movies.
You’re cuter than Tom Cruise.
You look how I expect 53 to look, well maintained not young. People are aging more slowly for sure. I look at pictures of my mom at my age and we don’t look the same age.
But if you don’t have money (for gym or weights, Retin-A, good sunscreen, a job that doesn’t stress the fuck out of you) it really is more difficult. Stress is so aging, rich or not, but less stress is easier with money.
I think that’s just how normal human being aged without plastic surgery or cosmetic enhancements.
It’s selection bias… They are some of the best looking famous people in the world, no surprise they remain some of the best.
They’re also like 2ft tall, so age gradually.
Can comfirm my 3x great grandfather was like five four or some shit and looked like he was 40 when he was 70. Mind you he fed on the souls of anglo americans and mormons but still.
And lots of plastic surgery.
What money will do to a mf
Only one of these men taught high school. Coincidence, I think not
That actually made me laugh out loud. Bravo!
Only one of these men spent over 20 years in the army. Coincidence? I think not…
Upvote for that smooth Incredibles reference.
That’s the best response I’ve seen in a week.
also, only one of those men hasn’t had plastic surgery and doesn’t pay a small fortune to maintain their fake-ass-hair, or their fake-ass-smile.
Phrased another way, Waltz worked, while Pitt and Cruise had work done.
I don’t know that much about Brad Pitt, but while Tom Cruise is a sleazebag in many other ways, he’s one of the hardest working people in Hollywood.
But he also had work done, yes.
Or Waltz worked as a teacher, the other men worked as Actors. And they both prioritized thing required in their districts.
Do not forget twenty years of military service.
Indeed. The armed forces has never been known for being a pack of pretty boys.
Reminder - look at Tom Cruise’s teeth. He has a single middle front tooth.
Not shaming him for having had bad teeth of course, just pointing it out. Many other superior reasons to shame him.
having bad teeth is one thing. Don’t get me wrong.
But they dump a small fortune in purely cosmetic stuff, too. They all do. or like their hair. They’re probably spending a a few hundred a week to keep that hair looking the way it does. Not to mention the plugs, the rogaine or whatever other thing they’re doing to keep from going bald.
(also, for the record, they Cruise looks like a slimeball about to sell a used car to a sucker. brad pit looks a few synapses short of an original thought.)
Your point made me realize finding… It’s kind of weird that Cruise hasn’t got his tooth situation fixed considering all the money he’s pumped into plastic surgery, hair treatment, thetan persecution, etc.
I was pretty sure he had until this thread.
It was one of the first things he had fixed. Here’s a pic from The Outsiders:
Yeah, the middle tooth is like a leftover thing. He used to have really awful teeth up to and including Legend I think.
It would probably need some quite horrendous surgery to move it all over by half a tooth, and tbh he doesn’t need to. It certainly never hurt his career in the pretty boy years, and I don’t see why it would now.
You never know, he might have had a mold made, and wears that. Image is everything to guys like that.
Cruise looks like a slimeball about to sell a used car to a sucker.
Which is why he was so perfect for Edge Of Tomorrow. I can;t think of anyone else who could be both that slimy and also believable in the action scenes. Excellent movie. i watched it to get to see Cruise get killed a lot, and I got that in spades, but I also got a superb action movie!
Oh god, now I can’t unsee…which is awesome! I’m not gonna be able to do anything but laugh at each and every photo I see of him from now on. So, yeah, thanks! :-D
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I’m pretty sure he got that fixed. I don’t notice it on his newer stuff line the new top gun, at least
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also being rich af helps on its own.
These are people Tim Walz’s age or older
Someone needs to get Hank Azaria to play Rudy Giuliani in a biopic.
Only if he dresses like this the entire time. Well
“Ah Luban, you are here for the scuba?”
Politicians have their souls sucked out.
Superstar actors are more attractive than the general population? Next your going to tell me that a professional athletes of his age are in better shape.
Actually, I’m pretty sure professional athletes of his age would be in worse shape. Professional athletes tend to give their bodies a pretty brutal beating for years in the sprint towards pushing themselves to the absolute extreme limits of what the human body can do. This is also not healthy or natural, just on the other end of the scale from a sedentary lifestyle.
I mean, I got your point, I just felt like it was worth pointing out that athletes aren’t necessarily symbols of health, especially not in the later stages of life.
To be fair, these days Tom Cruise looks like someone wearing a Tom Cruise mask
He kind of always looked that way.
That’s because Waltz has worked real jobs his whole life.
From what I’ve heard bread Pitt is bald. I mean if they didn’t have the Hollywood money, guys like Pitt would look like the rest of us
I guarantee you he has plugs, now the question is does that qualify as bald? I mean, if he went bald and had it surgically altered so he’s now not, is he or isn’t he? Modern day philosophy and shit.
Plastic surgery is the real ship of Theseus
I shave my head, but I still refer to myself as a natural bald.
bread Pitt
You might be thinking of Brad Pita.
Helps having money and personal assistants. :)
Walz is only 5 years older than me, but he did hit the 60 threshhold:
