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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Oh god

sh.itjust.works

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Oh god

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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    Its just a big ol stuffy, I’ll be fine after the surgery.

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    A mirror. Or… Myself?

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    haha nvidia shield toblerone remote

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    Water heater 😮‍💨

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      At least it’ll be warm?

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    My bathroom sink… at least my bowels will be empty before it ends up inside me.

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    It’s like a 6ft x 2ft painting (2m x 0.7m roughly) on the wall. Going to be a rough night.

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    Small metal filling cabinet that is wider than I am, death is what I get

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    Of all guitars, why did I choose a ten-string one

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      chuckles nervously in double neck

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    There’s a window, but just outside the window is a tall skinny CACTUS

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    So do I choose the bath or one of the shampoo bottles? 🤔

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      I’d go with the shampoo bottles

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    My poor Blåhaj…

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    Well… it’s a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.

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    HARDER!!

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    Cup.

    Uhhhh

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    My fiance is 5’ tall. I’m going to literally explode.

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      Objectifying your fiance is cheating in this game.

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      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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      Don’t look up “anal vore”

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      Depends on how you shove him tho…as long as your fiance is a man

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