First order of business is a walkthrough with one of those Gordon Ramsay sperm finder flashlights from Hotel Nightmares.
Cannot even imagine the reaction if Biden took 50 million from Mexico.
The tackiness isn’t the issue, it could be covered in bright pink fur and that still shouldn’t be the main story
But if you constantly generate headlines discussing everything BUT the fact that the big Nugget got a half billion dollar bribe you can eventually normalize it.
The Epstein Express
Imagine the Dubai toilets
I’ve been inside a jet that was a “sultan’s” and it was tacky af. Nothing in there was cool, not even a little bit. Gold everywhere just because, hideous religious murals, tassles and gaudy fabric everywhere. Everyone else i know who saw it said the same thing. This aircraft had a fucking operating room in it because this person traveled with a surgeon like most normal people.
It was a disgusting display of wealth and really that people this rich often have no taste. I’m sure this is no different.
HitlerPig is well-known for his gaudy bad taste. Years ago, before he stole the presidency, I saw him give a walkthrough of his HitlerPig Sty in NYC, and it was horribly ugly. Lots of dark red velvet and gold.
Just look at the pictures of the Oval Office, now that he’s pimped it out with random gold trinkets.
This aircraft had a fucking operating room in it because this person traveled with a surgeon like most normal people.
I know rich people can be very extreme with their health… but if you travel with a surgeon and have an operating room in your private jet I’m gonna assume you’re up to some really nefarious shit
Drug trafficking
Sure are a lot of large books on the plane for a guy who cant even read
It’s never occurred to me that the rich fly around with an unnecessary book case filled with books they’ll never read.
It’s called tsundoku, peasant.
I learned a new word, thank you.
Gotta project the Big PP energy in every aspect.
Haha, that thing must be absolutely infested with bugs.
Bedbugs, crabs, or the obvious ones?
Yes.
Some scorpions too, just for funsies.
Wind scorpions. Aka Camel Spiders. There’s only two right now…
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solifugae
Edit:
Claims that Solifugae aggressively chase people are also untrue, as they are merely trying to stay in the shade/shadow provided by the human
Even with the citation, that’s still gonna be an OH FUCK NAW, from me.
TIL if a camel spider chases me, I should run like the dickens toward a stationary shadow.
I have no idea when I’ll need that information but I’m glad to have it.
An arachnid, but I’ll allow it.
Those come after the new tenant.
Whos paying for the fuel because the heavier the aircraft the more fuel it uses?
Taxpayers. It’s always taxpayers. All the cost with none of the benefit. Taxation without representation.
Only the working taxpayers. The wealthy ones aren’t expected to contribute, they have their own planes to maintain.
We will also be paying twice. Remember, we are already paying for the original Air Force One replacement that’s still being built.
Taxation without representation
Maybe I’m taking this too literally, but… Huh? Half our representatives suck, but they are the ones voted in.
Don’t think any of our reps voted on him getting a new air force one much less one from Qatar.
Not to mention the amount of air pollution it will cause
-RPG has entered the chat.
“Built in Washington state” key bit of info there
