The Sampler. Very popular.

But Republicans told me deficits are bad.

Gas station pumps with mandatory tips is what it means.

Do you see what happens, Larry?

promises of a $25,000 car

Is it May already?

I feel like we need fewer dickheads in leather jackets.

🐫 a 🥾.

Country goodness.

Green peaness.

And Azov battalion. 😐

Finally, a break for the millionaires.

Sucks to suck, Josh.

Perfect for woke roads.

I have no trouble criticizing democrats for their abject failure in 2024 (and before), but to say this is the same as Trump’s behavior is ludicrous.

The tankie angle is that it’s NATO’s fault. Would never have happened if mean old west hadn’t invaded Ukraine and genocided Russian-speakers who are ethnically and linguistically identical to Ukrainians but also totally different and superior but also must be defended by daddy Vladdy.

And also Ukraine is an inseparable part of Russia, especially Crimea. Khrushchev was only kidding when he gave Crimea to Ukraine, which isn’t a real country.

And the west totally broke its verbal promise that no one’s ever heard to never allow another country into NATO. But The Budapest Memorandum wasn’t worth the paper it was written on. For some reason.

You just don’t understand Russian history. Russia has a very long memory. When it comes to grievances. Theirs.

You’re just russophobic.

Weird how everyone mocks the “both sides” people, even when both sides jump on board the nepotism train.

Don’t make excuses for corrupt nepotism.

They’re definitely for the billionaire people.

DUI hire.

The party of free markets.