A propos of nothing, I think this is one of the funniest images ever made. The pure horror of the small child, the utter confident terror of the elder, the random shingles, the unexpected wooden bucket, the crazy cute rabbit staring at the unexpected wooden bucket - just pure genius
I get up at the same time every weekday and it’s just programmed into my body to get up then or an hour later on weekends. It took 40 years to develop this superpower.
“Is it possible to learn this power?”
40 years as OP says ;) also you need to go to sleep at the same time
I think it is Wii Rod, not weirod.
Dyslexics of the world untie!
And just theiR bodies
My wife will sometimes say she’s setting a “mental alarm” when she’d like to get up at a certain time but it’s not actually critical to be awake then and she tends to wake up right around then. There are plenty of times she wakes up one minute before her real alarm, too.
Does she sleep a consistent schedule & get enough sleep, or is she able to do this despite waking up after 5 hours of sleep at a time that’s 4 hours earlier when working than on weekends?
See, I can do this, and often do. I wake up at 0730 naturally and it’s a great feeling when I wake up a couple of mins before the alarm. But I do set an alarm - because I’d never, ever bank on it.
Sod’s Law I’d sleep in when I need to catch a flight.
Your wife’s probably a witch bro. Tomorrow she’ll say she regularly gets a good night’s sleep. Witches man, I’m telling you.
If I don’t get up before 8:30am or so, my husky will softly grumble until I get up. The grumbles get progressively louder.
Edited to add A video!
Why don’t you people proofread these things before posting?
tyops improove engagement
I didn’t see anything wrong with it
You think we’re a bunch of weirods?
Just your bodies internal clock.
Lol it’s a meme not a research paper ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Weirod.
So everyone should just ignore basic spelling, grammar and punctuation? I seriously don’t understand that mindset. All you’re doing by not caring is making it even more obvious that you’re an idiot.
and getting all hot and bothered in a meme thread over it is any beter? all youre doin is makin it even more obvious that youre being a prick abot it
if you have a consistent sleep schedule and good sleep hygiene you will not need an alarm either, unless you’ve got a medical condition that interferes with hormone production or something
B u l l s h i t.
My chronotype is effin shifted, so I naturally wake around 9-10 am. Never have I ever had such tolerant period in my life to allow this, I always had to get up at 6 am, and for the past two years, 4:30 am daily.
The only thing I got from keeping it consistient is lack of rest, because let me tell ya, sure as hell hard to go to sleep at 8 pm if I get my biggest energy spike at 7 pm -.-’
Ya’ll really got it out for servicemembers.
Alarm is set for 4:45am, which lets me get my teeth brushed and pre-workout downed before the gym two blocks from my house opens at 5. I’m up at 3:45-4:15am every morning. I go to bed at 8pm. Once every 1-2 months, I’ll hear my alarm.
You must not work 8-5… I need my long nights to get revenge on how much of my day was spent working
I’m an 8-5’er alright. I live for the mornings. I like to think I’m blasting through my best energy for the day before I even get to work.
I’ve never thought of that. I can’t fathom doing all my fun stuff before work instead of after. Interesting !
Fuck! It’s me right there represented in this comment! Fuck!
Having kids removed the need for alarms. The whole house is awake between 630 and 7 every day.
I’m everything in this photo. I can wake up if I need to at 600, but I get paranoid that I won’t so I set my alarm for 530. Then I get paranoid that I’ll sleep through that alarm so I set one for 545, and finally another for 600. I don’t trust snooze because I’ve accidentally turned off the alarm too many times while trying to hit snooze.
But most of the time I will wake up 5 minutes before each of the three alarms.
Android needs to not have the snooze and stop button be so damn close to each other.
And there is me that need electrical shock to wake up , and sometime I bypass the pain
I don’t think there’s a bigger bliss in this world than waking up randomly at night, looking over at the clock and realizing it’s still early as fuck so you can go back to sleep 🤤
There is, it’s waking up early thinking you’re late to work / school only to realize you’ve woken early and today is your day off
unless you stress out about not being asleep and get angry and then you can’t sleep! hahahaha
Me when I have morning meetings, every time without fail. I specifically ask people don’t schedule shit until 10AM because of this, and most people are chill with it, thankfully.
cross time zone teams means my pointless standup meetings are either set at sharp 9 am or even earlier, fucking bullshit.
wow that blows. try moving east! i lived on the west coast and cross zone teams sucked. but now on the east coast the meetings are at like 2pm. freakin love it
- wakes up in the middle of the night
- realises it’s 4 am, need to wake up at 5am
- can’t fall asleep for 45min …
- no profit
When I was a kid, I would set an alarm for like 2am, just for this. I was a dumb kid (now not a kid…)
I was also a dumb kid!
If I focus on it the night before for like 5 min and visualise my morning, I can reliably get up with about 5 minutes of prep before my alarm goes off.
My life changed after getting a Lumie light about 8 years ago I think? I haven’t woken up to a noise alarm since.
I sure love going to bed at a reasonable time, so I don’t need external devices to wake up :3
