WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. Vice President JD Vance said that he’s joining his wife on a Friday trip to Greenland, suggesting in an online video that global security is at stake.
“We’re going to check out how things are going there,” Vance said in a video shared Tuesday. “Speaking for President Trump, we want to reinvigorate the security of the people of Greenland because we think it’s important to protecting the security of the entire world.”
That’s so aggressive, but not new. Let’s not forget the US is an imperial power who has constantly deposed and invaded other countries.
Hope he has a bad time
Could Greenland just turn them away?
Detain them indefinitely instead.
"I’m sorry, due to political instability travelers from your country must be held for seven days while we run a background check to be sure you’re not attempting to illegally enter our country.
Here’s a 3cm thick mat and a 3m x 3m room that’s lit 24/7. See you next week. I suggest you take a vote on which corner is the bathroom."
If they did this. I don’t even think Trump would care. Probably tell the press “he doesn’t know anything about it, you’re telling me for the first time”.
Then Pete gets drunk and forgets to launch the rescue mission. No one would miss JV Vance anyways.
Once the rescue mission is finally underway, they accidentally add the Prime Minister of Greenland to the thread where they’re discussing battle plans.
Epstein them
Eh they’d need the Trump-Vance-Johnson trilogy though
Please mean Boris!
Nah, that would give the idiot an easy excuse to invade.
They should. Just say the runways are unsafe to land on
Nah, let them come… and then don’t let them leave.
Deport to El Salvador Prison
Greenland should absolutely deny these invaders entry.
That would be a shame if they got detained.
Maybe they should have their cell phones searched just like those Europeans trying to enter the U.S… It’s not like any Signal threads JD may or may not be on have classified information, right?
The problem is they will be landing at an airport controlled by the US.
They can stay in the base but should be denied leaving imo
Interesting point. Can the US military just fly anyone they like into their overseas bases in Europe etc, then just exit the base into the hosting country, having skipped immigration controls?
Well technically they can fly anyone into them, nothing stops the host country denying them entry if they try to leave the base though.
Probably wouldn’t ever happen except in a very rare case like this one but yeah it could happen somewhere the way America’s been trolling Europe in general.
The us can control anything they want.
Foreign minister shows up with a paper reading persona non grata, that’s it.
And how do you picture the Danish Foreign Minister getting to this air base that is the only one in the region, and getting past the American security?
Firstly, us air base is still on his soil.
Secondly, are they going to only visit the air base?
I hope Greenlanders chase him away like Vermonters did. Let him know he can’t go anywhere without people making it known how much they don’t want a little sycophantic dweeb like him around.
Please please please Greenland make this happen. Boo and jeer and hurl insults at him everywhere he goes every minute of every day.
Or take him hostage. I’m sure loads of Americans would welcome that.
The US would just bomb Greenland. Until everyone died. Just like the zionist fucks do in Gaza.
Just as long as the Greenlanders don’t threaten to give him back.
USA’s not sending their best.
A couchfucker and his cuck… Yeah, I’d say that’s not our best.
If there isn’t at least one snowball to the face I’ll be disappointed in Greenland.
I’d also be cool with people reviving the tradition of throwing shoes at republican fuckers.
Ice balls would be better
As a convicted felon, Trump probably isn’t allowed entry to most modern countries.
Bush was and his DUI conviction counts as a felony.
I didn’t know you use Lemmy, dad!
I miss Junior now…
DUI is not always and everywhere a felony.
Why the fuck are they letting him?
Foreign minister at the gate with a sign reading ‘Persona non grate’.
I’m just saying.
There’s no chance in hell Vance knows what that phrase means
Greenland should deport them immediately after arrival
Can’t they just deny VISA entry?
That wouldn’t be as satisfying. Stamp the entry and THEN throw their asses out.
To El Salvador!
Literally ignore them. They are no more than tourists. No official interactions. No preferential treatment.
I don’t even understand why they’re allowed in the country.
If they aren’t, then it’s best to turn them away at the Greenlandic airport for maximum inconvenience.
Detain them!
There is a US military base in Greenland.
I hope Greenland refuses to let them off the base.
Did Couch Guyliner not express some horrible disdain for Europe recently on the leaked Signal app that his administration is famed for? And now he’s visiting Europe?
I hope he receives the same treatment that Tesla dealerships are treated to in Canada.
The only thing Greenland is in danger from, is the US.
You don’t need, that comma.
But I’d like to point out that this isn’t a criticism of, your comment. Just, the punctuation. I’m, sorry. And I will now take, my downvotes. See you, tomorrow.
I’m not offended. I use way more commas than, I should, but, in this case, it was meant to be, a pause for, emphasis, which I thought, was valid.
No down vote from the perpetrator.
Correct punctuation for dramatic pause is … ellipsis.
But I didn’t want the pause that long.
Did you try…two periods instead of three?
“It’d be a real shame if you were to find yourself in danger, Greenland”
Let’s be honest. How many people would care if Greenland just threw him in an ice cave? His wife probably wouldn’t even look for him until she ran out of mascara. No one in America cares about JD Vance. People who loathe Trump or Ted Cruz or whomever have to force giving a shit about JD Vance.
There’s no evidence Greenland even met with them. Greenland was with me at the restaurant all night. I’m sure my other friends could also corroborate that. Remember that guys? Greenland was cracking jokes all night. Dave almost peed his pants he was laughing so hard.
I’m sorry I don’t know the name of Greenland’s prime minister. They just had an election and I don’t know who will ultimately put a coalition together. I saw puffins in Iceland once who were headed that way and I know ice core samples often come from Greenland. (Shout out to Greenland for puffins and science!) But please excuse my ignorance.
My original point was that JD Vance is irrelevant. I don’t remember his wife’s name but I know it’s like 4 or 5 letters and multiple vowels and syllables. UEFA is not correct, obviously, but it’s like that.
“We’re going to check out how things are going there”
WTF should be going on there JD? None of your business!
Like literally as that wench Marjorie Taylor Greene f**ked off a British reporter for not being American. What a shower of brain dead ignoramuses, and that’s being nice.
