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I live in a city founded by the French and nothing is pronounced the French way. Can’t win.
New Orleans?
De Troit
- St. Louis?
- Louisville?
- Lafayette?
- Versailles?
- Detroit?
- Baton Rouge?
- Boise?
- Montpelier?
- Montclair?
- Des Moines?
- Eau Claire?
There are a lot of them. If you look at a map of North America circa 1950 you’ll see that the vast majority of the interior is French territory. The only reason that it’s under American control now is that the British took it from the French in the 7 years war. The British colonists in North America were so grateful for this additional land that when they settled it, they generously paid taxes to the British to pay them back for the expensive war to conquer this territory… ha, just kidding. They rebelled and simply took the territory for themselves.
Nawlins*
Versailles, Kentucky is probably the dumbest one I can think of
How is it pronounced in Kentucky?
Ver-sales. And they will adamantly “correct” you if you say it right.
Miami, OK - “mee-am-ah.” Notable for being near Picher, the ghost town/superfund site.
About as bad as Cairo (pronounced Karo), IN.
I rarely miss living in that part of the country.
I believe it is a conspiracy by HP to make us use more ink.
tru
Seriously… I speak English and some Spanish. French pronunciation is confusing as fuck. No wonder the English have always attacked them, lol
doge being pronounced with a silent e is not very american.
True, it should be dogé.
I learned that some Canadians think they are French. Just like people from Louisiana.
We don’t think we are French. We speak french.
Oh hon hon.
EEE aaaaa uuuuuu.
Qwa?
EEEEE AAAAA UUUUU!
QWAAAA?
GIVE ME THE DAMN WATER
Is there a high-level explanation of how that clusterfuck happened? I mean, all the roman languages around France are fairly reasonable in their spelling.
that’s just france being extra fancy again
The pronunciation of words evolved but the spelling of most words didn’t.
Like the Great Vowel Shift in English
Or the much earlier h to k shift (think shirt --> skirt).
To be clear, the spelling did change with that one. I just find it interesting.
Because french borrows from Gaulish, Latin and Frankish and this language stew has been brewing for thousands of years.
Maybe it’s been around longer than the others? Italian is pretty consistent with pronunciation, but modern Italian is a relatively recent language
People used to pronounce all the letters and then over time they got lazy and stopped pronouncing everything
And they have actually removed some of them. The ê in forêt indicates it used to be spelled forest but that was so long ago that they’re willing to admit it’s not necessary. Unlike the k in knife, what would we do without that!
Me: “I’d like to buy a nif, please.”
Store clerk: “You sure you don’t want some vowels instead?”
There is an old explanation for this. I asked my French teacher a while ago.
The old French language was written like you pronounce it. During the renaissance, they got into classicism and made the language resemble Latin. Hence tan became temps from the Latin tempus.
The Latin thing is only a partial explanation. Some of it is changes in pronunciation coupled with a very authoritarian attitude to orthography. Few languages out there that changed so little in 400 years.
So for instance the -ent ending for plural verbs (“ils mangent”) is silent because the “ent” sounds were progressively dropped. Then the written suffix logically started disappearing, and only then did the Académie bring it back because it was more Latin. If it wasn’t for these reactionary fucks that rule would have been reformed centuries ago.
Unfortunately in the intervening time, knowledge of orthography became a very strong social marker. Because spelling French is so hard, the dictée came to disproportionately affect grades (seriously, old-fashioned schools still do it daily and it’s all graded and very severely), which coupled with the industrial revolution and alphabetization of the lower classes meant that shit spelling = prole = bad. So now orthography is at the center of the traditional value system which has all the conservatives pearl-clutching at the idea that children can’t spell “nénuphar” properly. Children’s purported inability to spell properly is like the number one moral panic that has sprung up every few years for the last century or two, but also orthographic reforms are woke (derogatory). The point of orthography, to conservative types, is for it to be hard so you can show off your perfect spelling to justify your social standing.
Mon deux!
Yeah, two can play at this game. 😌
We hate them too.
It’s so ridiculous, this Fr*nch company made a video about pronouncing its name.
Trageideigh has entered the chat…
Modern day Bordeaux
I just learn the pronounciation of every individual word now.
Danish: hold my beer
Also Danish: you thought the French say ‘92’ in a convoluted manner? Hold my øl.
Tvo halvfems or something
Two half women ?
The irony of writing the post in English, isn’t lost in you, is it?
OP found it tough to thoroughly think this one through.
Neaux