Summary
Minnesota Republican state Sen. Justin Eichorn, who introduced a bill classifying “Trump Derangement Syndrome” as a mental illness, was arrested for allegedly soliciting sex from a minor.
Police say Eichorn believed he was meeting a 16-year-old girl but was actually texting undercover officers. His arrest came just a day after he and four other Republican senators introduced the controversial bill.
Eichorn, who is married with four children, was booked into jail and will be transferred to the Hennepin County Adult Detention Center.
Aw man, it’s Chris Hansen
Have a seat right over there…
How does he do that?!
You can’t make this shit up.
I wonder if this was on purpose… word gets around in those circles. People know each other.
no, you can. they’re all pedophiles. every single one.
That’s not fair. Republicans just make mistakes sometimes. Sometimes they let a non-pedophile into their ranks accidentally.
You can, but no one would be interested because “it’s just not realistic.” This is almost entirely a meme at this point.
I wonder how long before the fake org called “doge” seeks to defund any police anywhere that are catching pedos, because it is probably just “waste, fraud and abuse” to bust what are probably mostly qons.
Hopefully it’s done by the states, so they can’t defend it.
Bloomington Police Department jail
It seems like its not federal. Minnosota Board of Pardons have zero republicans, one is Governor Tim Walz, the other is a Minnesota Supreme Court justice appointed by Tim Walz, and the Attorney General of Minnesota, who is a DFL member, so he has near zero chance of getting a pardon.
Bloomington is a city in the Twin Cities metro. They’re local cops.
Prosecutions that aren’t federal are done by the state. Cities cannot prosecute. The district attorney who prosecutes does so in the name of the state, even if the district attorney is elected by the city. Mayors cannot pardon.
And if the DA drops a case without justificstion, the State Attorney General could pick up the prosecution.
Republicans and pedophilia. Try to name a more iconic duo
Dodge Ram and DUI?
Ford and old drivers?
BMW and not using turn signals
Official vehicle of American white trash
Casual racism is so cool
What’s the official vehicle of American Black Trash?
Uh, the F150 folks would like a word …
… and Canadian …
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_London%2C_Ontario_truck_attack
I’ll always be bitter and upset when I see people snarking on Dodge, they fully deserve it but I just love their body styles and designs compared to most modern cars. The dodge caliber is the only wagon I’ve ever seen that made me drool and even though it’s out of production I’m still considering purchasing one to this day for work equipment hauling.
Do you mean the Dodge Magnum? The Caliber looks like a Pontiac Aztec that got botox.
It’s amazing how good an Aztec looks after seeing the Cybertruck.
When Dodge released the Caliber, the first one I noticed was on a billboard, and from a distance I said “oh that car looks kinda cute” and when we got closer I was able to read that the rest of the billboard said “The all-new Dodge Caliber: It’s anything but cute.”
Oops.
I thought the same. The caliber is a mini magnum.
I’ll give you that. A lot of Dodge vehicles do look pretty badass.
It’s too bad they have utterly garbage reliability almost across the board.
Capitalism and fascism
Tyrants and capitalists (working together)
Trump and Epstei- oh wait…
christianity and pedophilia?
republicans and christianity?
communists and hating communists?
Trump and Vance
dude how often do you even see them in a room together?
My bad I totally meant trump and musk but they’re all so fucking greasy and gross you can just lump them all in together. Ball of swine and whatnot.
that’s very fair. telling fascists apart can be a problem.
Conservatives and Sociopathy?
Donald and Ivanka Trump.
Shit, sorry, same thing.
LSD and holding a bottle of water
should be orange juice; you’ll get more out of it.
I’m shocked.
Crazy huh…
The onion is going to have a hard time with this new competition, Clown world.
they actually… oh god does somebody want to explain that to them? I don’t have it in me.
If you are a public figure why would you risk this? I am not confident, but I am pretty sure there was some mid teir Diddy or Epstien he could have talk to.
Whatever. Not surprised, hope he spends the rest of his life in jail.
Their God emperor Krasnov once said he could shoot someone in the middle of fifth avenue and not lose a vote, and they want to be just like him when they grow up.
you don’t understand power, fascists, or pedophiles. but I repeat myself.
Every accusation is a confession. The qons accuse normal Americans of having “derangement syndrome”, meanwhile it is quite clear the magamaniacs are the ones with derangement.
So many fucking pedophiles in the conservative ranks. Gaslight. Obstruct. Project.
Modern conservatives lack the creativity to imagine plausible damning accusations.
They must draw from life.
When they hilariously try, we get “Jewish space lasers” and “pizza parlor child fight club rings.”
Then they get angry that basically every creative and artistic field is dominated specifically by not them. When they get handed a budget to attempt creativity, we get preachfest garbage like “God’s not dead 23” that spends 2 hours basically turning to the camera lecturing viewers about conservative grievances in the form of repetitive gotcha strawman scenarios like it’s Festivus.
That’s the problem with only hating, with only negativity, with only being against change. It’s like trying to grow a flower by watering it with vinegar.
Everyone knows you should use Brawndo! It’s got electrolytes!
More catfishing, more stings like this, more receipts. Great way to start taking them down.
Let me preface this with, I obviously don’t support pedos, but generally encouraging law enforcement to setup and entrap people for any reason is pretty sketchy and can easily get out of hand.
Good thing this is usually covered by state law enforcement. Federal wouldn’t do shit.
I’m certain they will blame this on the deep state and deny he ever did it, no matter what evidence.
I’m not talking about politicians- I’m talking about all of them. The supporters. The base. The time for winning hearts and minds or “educating” is long past.
I hope some are redeemable but some don’t seem to have hearts or minds… Not much you can do with them in that case.
Not in 2025 they’re not
Oh well. These people entered government willingly. They are the deep state.
I agree, but I’m saying that the MAGAs can’t accept that their cult ever does any wrong. They stormed the capitol themselves and blamed it on AntiFA. They will definitely not condemn this guy, they’ll say it’s fake news and the deep state antiFA boogeymen came for this brave guy.
That’s why you have to keep asking them questions. Antifa did it? Why’d they get pardoned by Trump? They’ll usually disengage or start hurling insults.
Once again, not a drag queen. We need to ban religious figures and Republican politicians from reading to children.
It’s always the ones you most suspect.
Only sane people suspect these Nigerian prince grade con artists.
Meanwhile, conservatives have already invested their life savings into the new super-legit cryptocurrency, PedoCoin™️.
If no one has invented PedoCoin yet, that’s a million dollar idea waiting to happen.
That timing could not have been any better…
This is fucking hilarious. What a twisted fuck. He’s deranged in multiple ways, and probably a lot more we don’t know about. Probably beats his wife and kids, and kicks his dog. Probably head of the HOA, too.
I hope his worst colleagues in prison have lots of fun with him.
We all hate this guy, don’t get me wrong, but making disgusting claims like that just lowers us to their level.
You can be a pedophile without being an HOA president.
More importantly, if you are guilty of any of those things, you are almost certainly a Republican.
