One thing that critics of the movie got wrong (probably because they didn’t watch the movie again in a while) is why didn’t they call the police or call Kevin to go to a neighbor’s place.

The reason is all there in the movie. A tree fell over and knocked over the phone cables, killing the phone connection. Also they DID call the police, but the police in this movie are highly inept jackasses who don’t even realize that a string of burglaries is happening in the neighborhood by the Wet Bandits. They do send a cop over, who just knocks on the door for a bit and then leaves. Kevin does hear the knocking, but he is scared and hides beneath his bed. When the cops doesn’t get a response, he doesn’t bother further.

But yes, cell phones would change everything.

Same here. But you better pray that if does come true, the death notes don’t come into the hands of some young MAGA incel asshat.

Dude, it is still a prison. Saying ‘yeah I could use a highly regimented living space for a while’ is one thing. But a prison is still something else.

Workhouses in Victorian England were very harsh places, sometimes even harsher than the prisons of the time… but they were not prisons. If a workhouse inmate wanted to leave, they could up and go at any moment without anyone stopping them. Because it was not a prison.

My dick would also go quite limp since even having sex feels off with such bullshit on top.

In Canada police vehicles are visible as all hell. A blind person can know there is a police car there.

Being in prison sucks though. No matter what. I mean Norwegian prisons are very clean and remarkably comfortable, and Japanese prisons have top notch food (freshly cooked and with fresh ingredients). But I would rather not have the choking lack of freedom in any of them.

Go fash lose cash.

I can think of other things this guy could use chopped.

This is why MAME emulation and classic arcade games are so addictive. They were no bullshit. They got you started right away.

Even a cheap .223 can penetrate most body armor. Even at 150 yards.

While and head shot is more fatal. He would have been able to land multiple chest shots at that distance. A bullet to the heart would end him, and multiple shots would be difficult to survive.

People forget what a big person Trump is.

He was MAGA, but he still saved people because that was his job at least.

I did some thinking and I think it is a reference to ‘86ing’ someone which is slang for kicking someone out. I only heard it used in the 2004 Leisure Suit Larry reboot (probably because I have never been kicked out of a bar). 47 is Trump since he is (unfortunately) the 47th president. So basically saying to kick him out.

It is JD’s Vance’s true form.

This is why I cannot re-watch childhood cartoons of mine. The villains there are ironically less evil than these people and people don’t support them in universe…

Capitalists don’t innovate. They gut public services and then claim they invented the idea…

I seriously, seriously doubt it. As much as the insiders all hate trump with an absolute vengeance, he is too goddamn useful for them to want to get rid of him.

Trump is a symptom of a much, much larger systemic issue that has been on slow burn for decades, but the thing that Trump does that no one else can do is have such a massive fanatical fanbase. They do not have any other person who can rile people up while also being an absolute moron who insults them at every turn and treats them worse than whatever shit he has them lick off his shoes.

If the bullet fired at him last year had hit him between the eyes and killed him before he hit the ground, it would not solve the problem, but it would have abso-fucking-lutely had a massive effect on everything. It would have hindered their ability to go forward with a lot of shit since his fanbase would have been heavily divided. Trump’s attribute is that he is the glue that keeps their movement together, but not the actual mover of that movement. Trump doesn’t have beliefs. He does not give a fuck about anything other than himself. He does not care about his children, grandchildren, wife, ex-wives/mistresses, his country, his friends (whom he does not have). He does not care at all about anything other than self-aggrandizement, enriching himself, and staying out of prison/legal punishment for his countless misdeeds.

Me too.

Or Francis. Or Max (because it could be Maximilian or Maxine) or Sam (because it could be Samuel or Samantha), and if they have a French name, Mich (for either Michel or Michelle) or any number of other names.

EDIT: oh fuck it’s an onion article! Thank goodness!

Can you cite the source for that? Because that claim simply could not have been made without sounding like a goddamn moron.