I mean, wouldn’t you have fairly strong grip strength with a lot of “practice?”
I guess someone with that condition could climb the ladder in a hurricane.
I hate being on ladders, I’ll stay down here with the penises.
Hello.
Sex gives you STI STOP SEX NOW
Oh fuck, for free???
I love Subaru
Thanks for assuming it’s a handful
Wait, I have to climb all the way up there? No thanks. I’ll rather stay down here and spank the monkey.
Even if I have a Jacob’s ladder?
Level up, try using your mouth instead
I know it’s shitposting, but even if we accept the idea that God would be interested by what you do with your own body when you’re alone, isn’t the whole point of the Bible that you don’t have to climb to go to heaven, but accept God’s grace?
I.don’t understand evangelicalism.
Some would even argue that the point isn’t to accept god’s grace but to be a good neighbor and take care of your fellow man.
Some would even argue that the point isn’t to accept god’s grace but to be a good neighbor and take care of your fellow man.
You can hang on to the penis of someone who’s climbing.
You can also buy an auto-jacker and go hands free.
I love living in the future
Does the auto-jacker go on the penis or the ladder? Honestly sounds like it could work for either one.
Don’t let them upsell you on an auto jacker, the manual ones work just fine.
Watch me.
Ok I’ll watch you stop
You’ll have to watch me start first 😤
Oh yeah, it’s all cumming together, I’ll secretly observe the bananaless watch hexxor start jerking!!
Pennies*
Hey who said I had to have my hands full of my own penis? I don’t need to touch it to masturbate, and I’ve touched plenty of other guy’s penises. Is my “ladder to heaven” just going to be made out of every guy I slept with? Seems a bit sexist.
So stop at every rung to jerk off. I’m not in a hurry.
Plot twist. The ladder is made of penises.
What if I make a penis ladder? Buncha dudes with raging hard boners standing on each other’s shoulders. Two towers of this, with the tips touching.
What songs lyrics are these fire verses???
This is gonna drive me insane wondering what tune you sung those words to in your head. 😬
Bloodhail by Have A Nice Life?
“Faces sweaty, arms and legs, what a glorious set of stairs we make” 😉
If the boners are consistently rigid enough, you might be able to space them out a little to allow for a wider climbing stance, considering the tip-to-tip pressure would be unlikely to generate much added support for your bodyweight.
Hopefully it doesn’t take more than four hours to ascend.
