https://nitter.net/WhiteHouse/status/1892295984928993698#m
*Nitter mirror. Don’t link directly to that shit stain of a site
Just IMAGINE if Obama did this? Isn’t it crazy??
You can have a democratically elected king. It’s only not a democracy when the king decides who takes the throne after them, instead of having an election. We have a Democratic Kingdom, say it with me phonetically -Dema-kratik-king-dumb-. Did we want this? I dont fuckin know… a majority kept voting for it so we the people must have fuckin wanted it. What is dead however, is the republic. Ain’t no one representing you, you just vote people into a throne.
Something something taxation without representation something revosuiton something
We need to appropriate this image and post it every time an airplane crashes or eggs go up 0.25.
Every time they fire a critical public safety team then scramble to try to rehire them.
This needs to be our image now.
You know the Biden “I did that stickers”? Im so very very tempted to print those but with elon hitting the heil and cover each old one up.
Like this? Would look better if the crown was replaced with a jester hat
That account isn’t official, right?
Sorry, I have some bad news
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/white-house-post-trump-as-king/
I think I’m gonna do shrooms since I cannot do this bullshit anymore. Where the fuck is the world heading… :(
If the goal of taking shrooms is to forget about what’s happening around the world despite our human potential or the pain of every day life; might I recommend something like meth or heroin instead?
Shrooms at this point will probably just open your mind up to the really dark thoughts you’re subconsciously suppressing and make you more depressed. Tripping on shrooms isn’t something that heals you, it’s the changes you make after the trip that matter.
Also, I’m kidding about doing meth or heroin. Don’t.
Yeah, just do pot. It’s safe and should get your mind off things pretty effectively.
The words hell in a handbasket come to mind.
Why does he even have a say in whatever congestion pricing is for a specific city?
He’s arguing that it’s because federally funded highways go into the city.
Americans bow to no king.
Some Americans bow to the king, actually quite a lot of them.
This is a real life Ari Aster movie
Does nitter.net still work? I thought it went down.
Yeah, I though so too, but apparently it’s back up again.
Who called 249 years til they get a king again?
Just to check, because I’m no longer sure:
Is this real?
Yes. Satire sites are obsolete these days.
If I had a time machine, the first thing I would tell our past selves is exactly that.
Click the link. Absurdly, it is real.
Dudes about 1 law signing away from a future he doesn’t want. He should tread lightly.
So is it time for 1788 France now?
Yes
Great, so the Cheeto declared himself King now. I’m trying to remember what people did to resolve the problems with kings in the past…
Something in French.
