SEND THAT CUNT BACK TO HELL FROM WHENCE IT CAME
Telefrancais haunted my nightmares so badly as a child
Doesn’t it depend on if it’s a top load or bottom load model?
These days with everything being LGBTQIAOMGWTFBBQ++++++++, no, not even remotely.
My washing machine is only A+++
Very very very asexual?
*Aromantic
Your washing machine still tosses (clothing) salad on a regular basis.
I think power bottom loaders are a thing now
What do you thin? It’s conceptually a hole that gets wet!
What about a dryer?
It’s conceptually Ben Shapiro’s wife.
Kinda sad Alpha Ben has never heard the squishy sounds of making love to a woman.
Exactly. Masculine
Ur mom!
Foreign language classes in high school creates gender abolitionists
It certainly fuels the flames.
Once you start asking why the hell the french have to gender everything, you start asking why we have to gender anything.
It’s all a construct!
Maybe it’s a trans washing machine, you shouldn’t assume its gender. /jk
Teacher: Time for the French, get your berets!
“Mark, please pass out the baguettes to the class. Only take one!”
I’m le tired
Have a nap, then
fire ze missileshand out ze baguettes!
Achctually in french they write ah ah ah.
Very disturbing.
French is wild, but it’s actually pretty easy to remember genders for appliances in particular. Generally, the more attractive the appliance, the less questionable its gender. Who could misgender a swamp cooler or a blender?
Generally, the more attractive the appliance, the less questionable its gender.
Lol what
There is a say in france along the lines that the more bad something is the higher the probability it’s feminin.
You trying to tell me that you don’t know your toaster’s safe word?
Oh is that what that Cancel button is for?
No, you have to force the handle to the up position.
Well that certainly doesn’t sound consensual.
You’re jamming oiled-up bread into a device that has no means to expel unwanted fluids, and its only form of protest being to overcook your buns. What do you think?
Keep going…
If you’re not sure just guess femminine, that seema to be the case more often than not
Protip : french is misogynist
That’s common in most Latin derived languages
C’mon, une machine a laver is obviously a girl! Unless you call it a lave-linge instead, in which case it’s a boy.
La laveuse
Je ne suis pas Francais
This is sponsored by Big Gender to sell us more gender. /j
Just switch to German, I know it’s die Geschirrspülmaschine
Not knowing any German I can’t tell the difference between this being correct or your putting down “the water sloshing noise machine” with a German accent.
They’re the same picture
(but for those curious scrollers it’s dishes sink machine)
it’s more of a dishes washing machine.
while Spüle is sink, Geschirr spülen is washing dishes. spül is not a noun in this case.
Germans: German is such a beautiful language!
German:
It’s beautiful in its precision and how it constantly clears your throat
That’s dutch
Or Swiss German. Chuchichäschtli.
Grachtengordel.
Ok then. What’s the gender of Nutella?
That wasn’t covered in German class
That’s a dishwasher
At least in my part of Austria it’s usually „der Geschirrspüler“
Well yeah that’s a different word
Das ist die Waschmaschine! Setzen, sechs!
Die, Bart, die! Herrgott nochmal!
Rustig, rustig. Het is nog geen augustus en we zijn nog niet in Zeeland.
Did you just say The, Bart, The?
Girl, easy.
