Bobby’, –

a computer file that was developed by the European Institute for Computer Antivirus Research (EICAR) and Computer Antivirus Research Organization to test the response of computer antivirus programs. Instead of using real malware, which could cause real damage, this test file allows people to test anti-virus software without having to use real malware.

However, the real problem persists. The closer you make the increments, the “longer” the coast will be. It’s like trying to measure the circumference of a fractal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coastline_paradox

I can recommend this one

Why can’t we just pronounce it Wodan’s Day?

Why can’t we just pronounce it Wodan’s Day?

I have no idea what was happening, but you had me at the scene with the dummy totally real person

My friend.

Ohh that reminds me, I baked some sea biscuits 2 years ago, I should check on them…

4

Surely it will stay in the Balkans and not affect other places, right? Right?!

I don’t care if Monday’s blue

What type of guy are you?

GNU Terry Pratchett

Am I the only one who checked whether the bones are bent, or it had been done properly?

“You be the judge”

Let down the pants

Slap her in the face with it.

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No but jokes aside, it’s either an inappropriate question that you don’t have to answer, or she’s about to find out and decide herself.

Just imagine a guy asking the same about a woman’s labia… wtf

41/4 is 10.25

Wait till you learn how the coconut got to the Americas…

From what I have read on the internet so far, it’s probably best to not wish for anything at all. Just throw it in the deepest ocean to do us all a favour.

It’s a beautiful night in the neighborhood 🎶