I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.
As an American it obviously has to be no healthcare bills man.
I don’t think that one is B tier in the USA.
Can milk anything
I’ve got nipples, can you milk me?
We can certainly try
To actually fall asleep when my head hits the pillow, and then stay asleep until the alarm goes off.
Better: Type in any time to sleep in the bed. No need to set an alarm, just set 7h and done.
Unless there’s no alarm set, otherwise an untimely demise.
Sounds like as good a retirement plan as any. /shrug
He said B Tier! As a lifelong chronic insomniac I’d give almost anything for that ability.
the B-Tier power I’d choose is to control bees
yes the pun is intended
What’s the opposite of procrastination?
Eagerness girl? That… sounds wrong somehow.All hail Productiva, Slayer of Tasks!
My toes are unstubbable
Wow now this is the superpower I want. I’d walk through my house in the dark with WILD ABANDON!
Free refill man. Just point my finger and any beverage is refilled.
Like this?
Sounds more like “solves water crisis man” to me. Point your finger at the colorado river and we are all set.
Your nemesis is Nestle. They want to put you in a locked room in the desert and pump sports drink out of you.
Ah, see I assume some sort of anime rules apply to the power and the larger the vessel the more it would sap my energy.
I guess I would still need to worry about being kidnapped by nestle and being hooked up to a feeding tube and gives to use my powers anyway…
I take perfect shits no matter what. Never constipated or have diahrea. Wipes are always perfectly clean.
Your super hero name is now “Number Two”
B-side Man
Never get bitten by mosquitoes man.
Mosquitos used to find me attractive, but as I aged they didn’t come by no more.
I’d be perfect departure time man. Able to determine exactly when to leave in order to arrive at your destination on time, regardless of traffic, weather, or other conditions encountered along the way.
Not a B tier power, my God you just invented the governments secret delivery method. You’re planning perfect extraction and invasion strategies, nuclear fall back evacuation routes. You just became a national secret, son.
Incredible massage dude. I want to be able to give incredible massages that relax muscles. Maybe the ability to relieve stress by touch. Bonus points if it works on myself, my shoulders suck.
Ooo, this is a good one! Accupressure Boy, able to relieve minor aches and pains, and cure headaches.
That would be a perfectly B tier power.
Definitely support-class hero; the kind that stay back at the base and never risk their life but still contribute.
Once, I wanted to annihilate all bedbugs in the world with a snap of a finger (I would even learn how to snap for this very purpose), just disappear them forever at my will. A single use power, nothing more than that, and I don’t care what that suppose to do to the environment.
For some reason.
Once, I wanted to annihilate all bedbugs in the world
just once?
Well…unless they spontaneously appear or aliens bring them from their planet I don’t think more than once is needed.
Of course maybe another person wants a power to manifest them into the world again.
… I mean if you don’t know how to snap, then you never have snapped. For all you know this actually could be your super power and you haven’t even bothered to find out. With great power comes great responsibility.
I would be Sleep-on-command man
That’s me. The secret is to give up caffeine entirely and stick to a sleep schedule even on weekends.
I did the opposite. I just work so much that I’m exhausted all the time.
If you’re in a state of perma-exhaustion, sleep is easy
B being secondary with A as the highest or tertiary with S as the highest?
If the former, I’ll be Doesn’t Overthink Everything Man
If the latter, I’ll go with Correct Orientation of USB drives and Cables on First Try Man
I too would choose quantum superpositioning USB powers
All dust disintegrates inside a 20 foot (6m) sphere around me at all times.
Edit: forgot the measurement scale
Isn’t dust what you get when things disintegrate?
Yeah gimme some of that real fine dust
Isn’t really fine dust what they are all worried about with microplastics, air quality and such things right now?
I like to think of it as more refined, for the classier cancer.
