That’s nowhere near enough space! You’re going to need SEVERAL square yards!

It’s Dale Earnhardt and a couple other people

You know what the difference is between a million and a billion? Roughly a billion.

Not many people know it, but penguins are excellent brick layers and if they were smart enough, ostriches and emus would make excellent guard birds! Also, kiwis are just adorably awkward, so they’re there to keep the morale up 😉

What is this from? After seeing the “both’s good” gif a billion times and now this, I HAVE to know!

He’s currently behind the mango Mussolini in the polls and, other than “at least I’m not the other guy” being a much less effective strategy for an incumbent than a challenger no matter how awful the challenger is, this is the main reason.

Biden may be a corrupt right wing reactionary, but he’s not enough of a fool that he’s not beginning to realize the fact that he probably has to change course on this or run a very high risk of losing the last fair and open US presidential election.

Historians are written by genetic material as well as experiences and reactions to both.

you could make the argument that denying gender affirming care is denying medically necessary treatment.

Because it is.

Yes, I’ve been taken prisoner by the concept that unnecessary censorship is a bad thing. Good deduction, Sherlock. 🙄

Holy strawmen, Batman! You’ve assembled an entire hay loft of them there, gramps!

At first I thought you were coming from a place of bias and baseless stereotyping but now I know for a fact that you are.

Get out of the way and let people younger than your apparent 80 years express themselves how they want to.

Look I’m not a prude or some kinda anti-sex freak but

proceeds to rattle off a bunch of prudish anti-sex talking points followed by “trust me, I have a degree” 🤦

While preparing a ham with a deeply penetrating glaze.

Reminds me of the scene in Lucifer, I think it was, where an atheist was highly annoyed by meeting god 😄

British Museum: “what’s a country of origin?”

Very carefully.

Source: A Bit of Fry and Laurie, the second best British sketch comedy show ever (third worldwide after Kids in the Hall). No prizes for guessing number one except maybe a shrubbery.

PS: very thematically fitting that this should come right after a Bad Luck Brian meme in my feed 😂

Dude, what? That can’t be true 🤦 Definitely isn’t on Liftoff