What ever floats your goat.
Does the pope shit in the woods?
No, but I certainly do
You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butchers ass, but I’d rather take the bulls word for it.
What the fuck is this from? I know this quote; the unflipped one
Tommy Boy.
Thanks. That was making my brain itchy.
This looks like ai slop
Ricky-isms. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3dYMQgopIY
You can’t crack an omelet without making eggs.
From the TV show Angel.
Harmony, vampire ex-cheerleader
“You’re preaching to the horse’s mouth!”
i like to say “das leben ist kein ponyschlecken” and “das leben ist kein zuckerhof”.
You would say that.
Not the brightest knife in the tool room.
It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back
Which is to say: a whole hell of a lot easier than a camel going through the eye of a needle, to quote JC.
She looks like she’s been through the run of the mill
You made my day, now you have to sleep in it
You can’t have your cake.
I had a boss who said:
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t suck his ass to make him drink.”
I… I just… Can’t.Okay, you win the internet for the day. 👍
