Rose

I’m from Finland. We like knives over here.

That’s entirely too many knives.

Reminds me of the time when AI image generation was new, and someone generated a bunch of screwed up road intersections with stuff like circular crosswalks and whatnot. Everyone was like “humans can’t fix the traffic, but don’t worry, computers can’t fix it either.” …I think about it a lot.

My other pet peeves besides these:

• Android locking screen a second before I jab the screen, every single time
• YouTube app. Android and smart TVs. What’s wrong with it? (Vague overall gesturing) It’s garbage. How is one of the biggest tech companies in the world able to ship this and expect people to pay money for subscriptions is beyond me.

“Documentation is like sex: You’re not getting any”

You kids have “serial” ATA? Ohhhh, watch this. Imma shoot these bits down this set of wires. Simultaneously.

“I don’t have the habit of looking at other people’s watches. Thanks for pointing it out, I guess, I might have otherwise missed that detail entirely.”

(Biz-bro mind cannot comprehend this)