Smile really big and start laughing. Maintain the smile, maintain eye contact.
And it tells the same time as a $5 Casio, but it’s heavy and gaudy. I guess money can’t buy taste.
The $5 Casio is more accurate.
And it tells the same time as a $5 Casio
Assuming the fancy watch is mechanical, your $5 Casio keeps better time with a quartz chip.
If it’s not mechanical then it’s basically the same device with an expensive shell.
Not entirely true. Quartz mechanisms can differ in precision.
They also can have solar charging, atomic clock sync, bluethooth
But mostly true for cheap Casio watches and cheaper lines of G-Shock. They keep the time to a very similar precision.
Barring actual manufacturing defects, the cheapest quartz crystal timing circuit on the market will be far more accurate than the very best Swiss watch movement, by orders of magnitude. A mechanical watch depends on a spring whose behavior is highly environmentally dependent - it will gain or lose multiple seconds per day, being affected by the orientation, vibration and temperature changes it experiences. A quartz watch will drift a few seconds per month.
Some Casio watches from the 1980’s are reselling for a massive premium. In fact, the red led ones are making a comeback.
Hey! My Casio was $21 with free shipping
“Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.”
steals his watch
See this casio watch? Still more accurate than whatever the fuck watch you have
It even comes with the bonus of extra TSA screening!
Shoot the man.
this movie, glengarry glen ross, was so fucking good. definitely worth a watch if you enjoy watching masterpiece acting. kevin spacey is in it though (his acting is great he just sucks as a person)
Never has a movie made me feel so uncomfortable for the characters sacrificing themselves for the grind. It’s good, but I don’t have much desire to see it again. A testament to the writing/acting/directing to keep the tension real.
“Nice, but I kinda prefer the newer model from the spring catalogue. The subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.”
That’s how they’ll know whose assets to liquidate when the world wakes up.
“that’s a lot of money for such an ugly watch.”
“Common sense is a flower that does not grow in everyone’s garden”
Sorry I’m not into bracelets
“Oh, well this gun costs less than your watch, and yet: hand it over.”
Yeah, but can your watch drive you to the store ?
“what?”
“I’m sorry I didn’t catch that”
“one more time?”
“ok. thanks for letting me know.”
