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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 days ago

Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 days ago
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  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    24 days ago

    My wife is going to stab me

    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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      24 days ago

      But with such nice, shiny knives. They look new. Where’d you get them?

    • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee
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      24 days ago

      My wife left me… and so did my knives, it turns out

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    23 days ago

    Oh come on is this gpt-2m

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    • ABCDE@lemmy.world
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      24 days ago

      Saved that for later!

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        22 days ago

        All 3 pixels?

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    24 days ago

    You should take the hint.

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    24 days ago

    Hint

  • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    Redrum redrum redrum

  • Audiotape@lemm.ee
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    24 days ago

    Different idea: how about a new set of knives?

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      24 days ago

      I don’t think knives was a suggested option.

      • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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        Then how about a new set of knives?

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          Knives are a good choice, just make sure it’s new. Maybe a whole set?

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            If you’re thinking of giving a set, I’d like to suggest one of knives.

            • WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social
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              24 days ago

              How about a set of knives?

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                Would a set of Machetes be considered a set of knives? I would totally give those as a gift.

              • Sonor@lemmy.world
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                Ate they new?

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    24 days ago

    Average ai behavior

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    24 days ago

    What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?

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    24 days ago

    And a partridge in a pear tree!

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    This just proves that Google’s AI is a cut above the rest!

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      24 days ago

      Cutting edge technology, eh

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    When I read that, in my head it’s spoken to the music of “revolution number 9” by the Beatles.

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      I don’t know how I haven’t heard this before. What the hell was that song? lol.

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        It’s experimental. I think if you listen to take 20 you’ll see how they got there.

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      I suddenly understand the Simpsons joke. Cool track.

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      New set of knife, new set of knife, new set of knife…

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    24 days ago

    Glados, is that you?

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