Best thing about today: hot cross buns go on sale

Look there’s a lot of chocolate in there. But there’s also lots and lots of booze in it. And it’s drinkable.

Also to reiterate because I sent it my sister and she thought it was a snazzy dessert.

It’s not.

It’s booze.

Getting started early. You know…

For Jesus.

Remembering that Mr Omoikiri is a second-language speaker of English and that Christmas isn’t really a thing in his culture, it’s only really been since he’s been with me that he’s been exposed to the full on festive spirit. He’s a newly discovered big fan of Christmas carols and has a beautiful singing voice so he’s always belting them out, but doesn’t have the best grasp on the lyrics.

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard as the other day when he was singing while he was cleaning the kitchen and came out with:

🎶Have yourself a merry little Christmas, let the gay times rolls🎶

That sounds like an amazing Chrissy, tbh

40/50

Happy birthday to me 🥳

You know how in the Catholic/orthodox church you take communion by eating a cracker and drinking some port wine that represents the body and blood of Christ?

What are your two communion items that represent your body and blood?

I think I’d be gin and tonic and scotch finger biscuits — the kind with the chocolate on them.

They’d better not hold her too close, though

Excellent choice. Cha readin?

Should be thinking about starting to prep the cooking for Christmas Day but I’m gonna read all day instead 😏

In the house that I grew up in, for whatever dumb reason the light switch for the main bathroom was on the outside of the door (my brothers and I used to love switching the lights off on my sister while she was in the shower). We sold that house over 10 years ago and I’ve lived in about 6 others since then but to this day whenever I go into a bathroom I instinctively put my hand on the outside door frame to flick on the lights on the non-existent light switch.

she is a big though girl that can take on anything just dont mention balloons

get yourself a dog that not only helps out in the kitchen but will also do the gardening for you

https://streamable.com/08holn

In addition, for the low, low price of some cheese, she will also dig you a big hole you didn’t ask for

Urgh bushfire sun

Sault

🥳

She’s not very good. She keeps barking for the peanut butter and she’s gonna get the food health and safety department onto us with the way she keeps licking the work bench.

Lucky she’s cute.

”Nice indicating, dickhead!”

— An ancient Australian proverb