Remembering that Mr Omoikiri is a second-language speaker of English and that Christmas isn’t really a thing in his culture, it’s only really been since he’s been with me that he’s been exposed to the full on festive spirit. He’s a newly discovered big fan of Christmas carols and has a beautiful singing voice so he’s always belting them out, but doesn’t have the best grasp on the lyrics.

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard as the other day when he was singing while he was cleaning the kitchen and came out with:

🎶Have yourself a merry little Christmas, let the gay times rolls🎶

I can arrange rainbow socks, leather chaps, and hot pink leopard print knickers.

Mine’s got bells on it

Ok, how many Christmas jumpers do you own and which one are you gonna don today?

Sibglet and boxers lol

Leopard print dressing gown, ugg boots and sunglasses here.

Mine is just me naked though

Wait sorry. Got confused. That’s the apparel I do gay things in, not my gay apparel.

I wearing a soft dressing gown with a big pointy hood , pompoms and a dalmatian print. Is that gay enough 😊