Fuck that leaky browser. Asshole development.

Fine. I fucked up and married an asexual woman because she was the first person to ever show me genuine affection and I royally fucked up.

Sucks to be me! No kids, at least.

PC gamers are generally much smarter than console gamers. If Valve falls to enshittification like every single one of their competitors, we’ll figure it out. I damn sure don’t want to see that happen and it doesn’t look likely any time soon. They’re the last company out there actually making pro-consumer decisions. Valve has built decades of trust and they know how valuable that is.

Gee…I wonder why everyone hates Isreal?

It’s a goddamn mystery, ain’t it?

Oracle is an acronym.

Old Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

Some people best serve this world by leaving it.

Oh no! Another asshole billionaire who is out of touch with reality. Whatever will we do?

You warned me and I still did it.

Can we have covid back instead?

Back at the end of October last year, my broke ass could finally afford to build my first PC in ten years. After replacing my old i7-6700k machine, I popped in a 4TB Samsung nvme SSD in the new rig and it clicked along fine until a couple of months ago.

One day I catch a BSOD and my 25+ years of troubleshooting skills were getting nowhere. I finally noticed that the BIOS was no longer seeing the Samsung SSD so, being the impatient little turd that I am, I bought the equivalent 4 GB Western Digital drive from Best Buy and started a warranty claim on the Samsung unit with plans to throw it up on eBay.

I paid $300 for that sucker at the tail end of October 2025. MSRP is now $900.

Oh, and fuck AI.

“Sorry, Kate!”

“Go away! 'batin!”

$27.50 per movie ticket at a nearby AMC theater.

Fuck. That.

I don’t even know who Candace Owens is and I’m okay with that.

Sooo where’s the link to the database?

I’ll second this. Andor is incredible.

I was irrationally angry when George sold his IP to the Mouse. The original trilogy and expanded universe from my childhood is still my Star Wars.

Disney was the wrong choice.

Thanks for the heads up. I had no idea. That’s rough all around.

Good! Stop chortling America’s dirty balls and do something good for yourselves!