Uhh no, I’m just jerking a tgirl off and getting jerked by a tgirl.
Not my gf, but eh, still good.
Oh good, a trans erasure post in pride month, excellent.
Wrong. My hand doubles as Jennifer Lopez. She likes tacos and burritos.
He’s ugly but he’s cheap.
Thank you off-brand skeletor!
& it doesn’t cost me one single penny 😅
Inverse if you are a girl, everytime you masterbate you’re getting fingered by a girl
me, a lesbian: awwwww yeah finally gettin some from a girl 😎
Yeah, not everyone can afford to just buy a Thai girl to take care of that.
Yeah, but he’s sooo good at it.
Frankly, it’s not that good. Checkmate!
Wait-
Hell yeah, sister.
Awfully cisnormative for a Pride post
Uhm yes, that’s intentional
He knows me better
What if I’m nonbinary, tho?
What if your hand isn’t?
I feel like hands are either left or right and that this binary attribute is assigned by their position on the body and not by their choice.
But then again the same was said about gender …
There’s wood in them their hands!





