A threesome is like a fight between three people where the third guy is just watching awkwardly.
More hands make less work.
Me In a Threesome Not Knowing What To Do
Honestly it’s not a bad tactic. Just watch and rizz up the other two. Tell them what they’re doing is hot and that it gets you off.
Whoa. Nice user icon.
That’s Bubbles.
Autistic people even do that in monogamous relationships.
this assumes making your partner happy isn’t a special interest
Some people want to be bitten (bite fetish is kind of common with autistic people), so that can be a way too.
haha wow that sounds weird, haha who would be into that? haha i certainly wouldn’t be haha
You must not be autistic lol
you must be autistic because that was an excessively signalled joke about me very much being into biting and mouth stuff, presumably due to my recently diagnosed autism.
Damn homie, didn’t know you was freaky like that 😏
That’s why I always take the middle spot.
I generally take turns or look for what I can do to help
oh that looks like hard work. You’re going to need to hydrate, let me go get you both some electrolytes.
I’m just imagining you coaching them on sex
C’mon, more energy!
GO GOO FINISH HARD! ONE MORE REP!
Climax
- Applause*
Never been in a threesome but I’m lucky enough to have friends to have been involved in such arrangements.
On the words of a very good friend and sexually experienced woman: if the women are not the slightest interested in being with each other, there is a 90% failure chance.
MMF trios are easier to manage. Yes, men are basic amd as long as they can put their thingy inside a hole, everything is fine. Some guys will use the woman in the trio as an excuse to “feel” bisexual territory. Others will see the other as a competitor and up their game. Usually, the woman reaps the bounty.
FFM trios are trickier. If the women are in to some bisexual interaction, it can smooth things over. If not, the guy really has to go the extra mile to be available for both and deliver. And even then, the probability to let one or all parts feeling unsatisfied is very high.
Last but not least: can’t say if Buttercup is playing dirty or just being kinky but… damn.
That’s Bubbles.
You’re right.
Buttercup was the green one, right?
Yeah, she was the bad ass.
Buttercup was just the concrete operations goth. Blossom was the badass. Unless you’re just saying she had a bad ass, in which case, bro, why are you staring at the ass of a kindergartner?
The theme song literally says she’s the toughest fighter.
Well, seeing Bubbles bitting someome is indeed a surprise. If it was Buttercup, nobody would give it a second thought; she would fight dirty given the chance.
MMF trios are easier to manage.
Ah yes, 'round here we call that 3 the hardway
Yeah, when it’s just a case of 3 people who all want to fuck both of the others, it’s kinda hard to go wrong.
Though it also works best if at least 2 of the participants are active lovers. Two starfishes would be more like the one person takes turns fucking the others. Three starfishes would probably just end up being a threesome agreed upon that never ends up happening.
At least one person needs to be bold enough to make a move.
Three starfishes just lie on the bed, slowly moving mere inches per hour
Hot.
You might be terminally straight. I’m so sorry
Don’t want to be that guy, but it does seem kind of wrong to be OK with generalizing straight people in this way, while I would (rightfully) get banned if I made a similar generalization here about queer people.
Since when does being straight mean you’re bad at sex? I imagine the % of straight people who suck at sex is higher, but that’s just because queer people are more sexually adventurous in general.
Terminal?! Is there no cure? You’re the best doctor in the tri state area! You gotta be able to patch me up!
there is an experimental treatment…
Go on…I’m open and willing! Whatever will set me straight! I mean, not straight.
it’s dick
I believe in FFF threesome supremacy
There’s a very relevant scene from the show Scrubs, but unfortunately my memory of it is vague and googling what I remember is just returning nurse themed porn.
Not entirely inaccurate depiction of Scrubs.
Here I thought that if I received a response, it would be challenging my correlation of “unfortunate” and “nurse themed porn.”
I am pleasantly surprised by this departure from my expectations. Sort of.
Hey, if it floats your boat… great!
I believe in #FFFFFF supremacy!
Fuck off, racist.
Yeah how dare that person be in favor of whatever color that is!
#FFFFFF represents the color white.
The whole thing was clearly intended as a joke.
That joke was a bit edgy, misguided and/or tactless.
The reaction still seems a bit extreme to me.
I believe in [white] supremacy
Yeah how dare that person be in favor of whatever color that is!
Are you a racist too or just a special kind of moron? Either way, same goes for you, fuck off.
The funny thing is your first comment about racism was probably upvoted because people thought you were playfully continuing with joke.
Surely you must know that I was joking.
You never joke. And don’t call me Shirley.
Ah, an ‘ironic’ defence of open white supremacy. Hilarious. Your joke is shit.
Maybe they just don’t know the hexadecimal color naming schema.
Obvious from context. And if they still couldn’t tell, perhaps they’d have been better off just shutting the fick up.
It’s the purest of orgies!
I’d like to just get to the threesome part first
Same advice applies for that as for all other things related to relationships and/or sex:
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Put yourself into situations where things can happen. (Can’t win the lottery if you don’t buy a ticket.)
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Don’t expect anything to actually happen at any given moment. (If you are only there for one thing other people will notice it and that is not attractive at all.)
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Be patient and enjoy whatever else is going on meanwhile.
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So you can disappoint two people at once?
Bold of you to assume I’ll only disappoint two people.
Only one way to find out
I think it’s overrated tbh. A good session with one person you really click with is a lot better, imo
I’ve had one. It was a lesson in how to disappoint two women at once.
Two women? That was the mistake
Mistake? I was just happy to be there.
Hell, even a twosome
i’m generally happy when i have time to arrange a onesome
Settle for a hand and you can be handsome.
I would be happy just for being involved
