Satanic spork
Missed opportunity to use the term “gender tines”
My mother saw 15 seconds of an episode of Digimon episode and decided it was satanic. Pokemon too. She banned that entire channel on Saturday mornings.
In Pokemon, you can keep God as a slave to do your bidding.
In digimon season …6? Gabumon was crucified. There’s also a whole category of demon lords.
This incident happened during season 1 if that gives any more context.
The humble knifoon remains forgotten :(
These plastic things have been coming in the package when you buy kiwifruit (at least here in NZ) for yonks: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CGN35968
Some debate though as to whether that’s a knifoon or a
though :)Spifes have made it to the UK too.
KNORK
When you fork with a knook
I already regularly use forks to cut things, knork makes perfect sense to me.
Where are they getting the L, A, Y, and D from? Stoopid!
From the very beginning, God has held us back and punished us for trying to reach our full potential. Satan, on the other hand, has only tried to give us truth and knowledge.
Hmm. Come to think of it, that explains a lot of Christian Conservatism.
Hail Satan.
Ok, but why is the fork male and the spoon female
In Germany, where we arbitrarily gender any noun, it is the exact opposite
Funny enough, I always associated forks with femenine and spoons with masculine, don’t know why.
How about we don’t give utenils genders?
Who are you, the British Empire, coming to colonize and suppress noun gender??
I’ll have you know that you will never* remove gender from waterborne vessels on Wikipedia. None of them is referred to as “it”; all are referred to as “she”.
Or he (il/le bateau) in French.
Just to fuck with the bri’ish I bet.
Is it toxic that I kind of agree with her? The main difference being that “satanic” is a compliment in my world.
Btw, does the bible say anything at all about mixed gender or transgender?
Everyone knows that the devil’s actual utensil is that unholy threek.
Next to the portable outhouse, the spork is God’s greatest gift to mankind!
I say burn the heretic!
Forks are bi as hell, they penetrate and have their gaps filled in turn.
for many years [the fork] was viewed as an unmanly Italian affectation. Some writers of the Roman Catholic Church expressly disapproved of its use; St. Peter Damian seeing it as “excessive delicacy”.
I eat with my hooves, and I never wash, due to all this manliness I’m serving
I identify as spork now
Live long and prosper
