The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?
Care to elaborate why?
They want to dissuade buyers by being a conspicuously noisy and annoying neighbor to the point that the house sits empty for a while.
Which, like, if your first thought is to do this, maybe you actually are an annoying neighbor and you’re doing everyone a favor by letting them know.
They are going to only get neighbors that also suck, and since it has to sell lower it will lower their own home value.
OP is really punching their own nutsack here.
Hey at least they’re open with it. I’d have love to have known that my neighbours were cunts before I’d move in. Sometimes a simple sign short of a burning poop bag is a nice olive branch.
Family member wants to buy it and we want to dissuade other potential buyers. Plus the old owners are dicks so fuck ‘em.
Sounds like you guys are the dicks honestly.
The only way to defeat a dick is a bigger, floppier dick
Hey uh, this plan can get you sued under tortious interference. So remember to not brag about it. Also much better way is just to take up a noisy hobby like woodworking, drumming or fixing motorbikes.
I’ve been wrong before but I don’t see this post linking back to me.
I’ll raise “Sales Call Abyss”, a hold music made for torturing telemarketers if you have access to your work’s phone exchange
For me, it has to do with context.
Upbeat pop music while heading to the finish line of a 5k? Pretty good.
Upbeat pop music while I’m waiting in the psychiatrist’s office so I can tell them my life is spiraling out of control? Not preferable.
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Adaptations for Barrel Organ: https://youtu.be/GsLvNBfaXzI?si=H7omD_hclfT5j68S
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Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima: https://youtu.be/Dp3BlFZWJNA?si=yuPfMcrEVylNmNvB
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Pierrot Lunaire: https://youtu.be/vhwy3mk5jhY?si=J7C1dh6Ck-oDEJlJ
*Honorable mention: https://youtu.be/sct3-fvL56M?si=S3Y3lVjjVTEAQx57
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Country
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Tis possible to be from Texas and still hate country
That would actually have the opposite impact where I live sadly
See I think you’re onto something. Playing music you consider abhorrent during a visit may actually increase the likelihood of ending up with a neighbor that enjoys said music. You either need to discover something universally repugnent or spy on the visitors and make a quick judgment call based on their appearance on what would repulse them better. Anyways fast tempo baby shark.
Lady Jane the Mini Mermaid
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IVHPbda9MYQ
Disclaimer: Loud audio warning around 2:50
Also, you’ll probably need eye bleach and a sanity check after a few times watching or listening to that.
A low pitched hum that they don’t even notice until they leave and appreciate the silence when they’re away from it.
i already have tinnitus; i literally can’t sleep without some noise to block it out.
Calm down satan.
(Top answer though)
Skrillex
Current value - tremor
Once described to me as “a song you can club someone to death with”
Link.
Just play loud ass black metal. The music doesn’t have to be bad, It just needs to scare normies.
Edit: I thought of the most annoying music ever. Crunkcore! Play some Blood on the Dancefloor and people will fuck off to avoid listening to that shit.
Oh man, you weren’t kidding. That’s just objectively bad.
Right? It’s the fucking worst.
Not sure about annoying, but have you considered psyopus? It tends to be my goto to piss people off
Reggaeton
This is the one, OP. Enjoy it while it lasts, some day this stuff will be restricted by treaty inshallah.
Cam here to say this. The beat was catchy the first time I heard it but it is so annoying when they repeat the same thing 200 times in a song. Not creative at all .
This. Most annoying thing I’ve ever heard.
chicken dance it whatever the hell it’s called
My highschool blasted Christmas in Ignace - Arrogant Worms every single day during fundraising drives, they’d stop when they hit their goals. Was very effective.
