The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?
The noise genre
I always found noise music to be more intriguing than annoying. I still haven’t met a single person who listens to noise music and enjoys it.
Genuine question: What’s so fascinating about it? I’ve tried unironically listening to it, but there’s just no melody to latch onto; I wonder how one can enjoy it
How can you not love this? ;D
Clown Core is for those with discerning tastes.
If you really want the sale to not happen, put any brazilian funk on max volume. “Proibidão” for the worst of the worst
I have to go with dubstep. Clown Core is interesting, but it still has sections that are clearly music. Dubstep is just noise.
L opinion. some dubstep is just noise. A lot of it has a lot of beautiful harmony and songwriting. Black midi is a lot more like “just noise”
Rap.
I’m not certain about the most annoying, but this song is pretty bad
Exactly what I expected. Saved me from posting it, thank you.
Thank you for this
Exactly what I expected to find in the comments
The ice cream truck in my area plays the calliope version of “It’s a Small World” every summer, every day, and I want to burn it all down when I hear it. Alternatively, you could plays sounds that are above the adult frequency of hearing if they have children. The kids will be super annoyed and the adults will have no idea it’s even happening. Look up the “mosquito tone”.
Every Christmas song ever.
I submit that these songs aren’t necessarily terrible but terribly overplayed to the point that they’re painful.
I swear half of Mariah Carey’s fortune is Christmas songs alone.
Also the whole “Boomers spent their entire lives and our entire lives trying to re-live their own childhood Christmases,” since the majority of original Christmas songs are from that period.
Also some people love Christmas music so this could backfire.
“Wonderful Christmastime” by Paul McCartney is the worst song of all time and I’m willing to die on this hill
Limburg Carnaval music. Hoompapa hoompapa…or Darude - Sandstorm on repeat.
Earthbound - Inside Dungeon Man
Love the soundtrack but hate this doozy
Speaking of video games, This from World of Goo might work if OP wants a bit more subtlety.
The beginning (end is similar) is the only part that’s in the game and despite sounding pretty generic it somehow manages to be deeply unsettling in some way.
*takes extra deep breath
Fuck I hated middle school
But I love Lambchop!
It is a horrible earworm, very true.
Edit - Aww, not the Lambchop version.
I have a love-hate relationship with that song. I’ll have to purge with a doco later, thanks! 😁
When German people go to hell, or skiing, they are forced into little tents, served shitty overpriced beer, and are subject to repeated blows to their ears by a type of music whispered fearfully only in dark circles as schlagermusik.
Years after leaving the German part of Switzerland I still get A!-tem!-los! in my head out of nowhere sometimes :(
Oo-la-pa-loo
I was going to say polka music but this is close enough
When German people go to hell, or skiing, they are forced into little tents, served shitty overpriced beer, and are subject to repeated blows to their ears
That’s pretty accurate, actually. Same goes for “Apres Ski”, which is the same but more annoying and sexist.
Oktoberfest?
Let him who hath understanding
Reckon the Month of the Beast
For it is a Human Month…
Something like this could get interesting
What’s that dolphin-sounding song someone played during sex in that meme? That.
Alternatively, the brown note (assuming it’s real).
Or like hardcore noise stuff. Is “Wall of sound” a type of it?
Yes! Cbat hahaha. Thanks.
Play banana phone on repeat 24/7 at max volume
