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Gemini24601@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

Do linux users have wives?

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Do linux users have wives?

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Gemini24601@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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  • superkret@feddit.org
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    7 months ago

    The word “free” does not refer to price; it refers to freedom.

    1. The freedom to use your wife as you wish, for any purpose.
    2. The freedom to study how your wife works, and change her so she works for you as you wish, instead of her controlling you.
    3. The freedom to redistribute your wife to your neighbor.
    4. The freedom to distribute your modified wife to others. By doing this you can give the whole community a chance to benefit from your changed wife.
    • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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      7 months ago

      This is pretty hot.

    • Praise Idleness@sh.itjust.works
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      The freedom to distribute your modified wife to others. By doing this you can give the whole community a chance to benefit from your changed wife.

      That’s love

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      This is why you don’t have a wife lol.

    • Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com
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      7 months ago

      Now I can tell people I strive to be FOSS rather tham say I’m into bimbofication.

    • Pringles@lemm.ee
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      Seems like what Dominique Pelicot considered his wife to be. Not an example I am willing to follow, I’ll tell you that.

      • Jesus_666@lemmy.world
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        7 months ago

        You have to keep in mind that your wife is her own main maintainer and can decide whether to merge your changes.

        You can fork her to obtain someone you have greater influence over but that’s a big responsibility and not everything you want to do with your fork may be advisable from a legal or moral standpoint.

        • jaybone@lemmy.world
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          I’ll fork your wife.

    • morrowind@lemmy.ml
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      7 months ago

      Not your wife’s freedom?

      • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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        7 months ago

        She does the PR reviews and makes the ultimate decision to merge the changes or not.

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    7 months ago

    Honestly, I’d love a FOSSWIFE.

    • Turret3857@infosec.pub
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      7 months ago

      New type of hotwife just dropped

  • Tinidril@midwest.social
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    Um sure? As long as she is up for it. I love her, I don’t own her. Keep it safe, sane, and consensual, then who am I to argue.

    • Klear@sh.itjust.works
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      As long as she is up for it.

      That would be DRM you corpo shill!

    • ZeroOne@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      But she does own you

      • Tinidril@midwest.social
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        7 months ago

        Nah bro

      • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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        7 months ago

        Female bad

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    7 months ago

    Sure, here’s her genome. Feel free to compile one yourself.

  • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    7 months ago

    Didn’t get there, couldn’t figure out the documentation.

    • dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org
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      7 months ago

      me: hmm ima try batcj

      C:\>woman.hlp
      Error opening file "WOMAN.HLP". Abort, Retry, Fail?
      

      uh basic?

      LOAD MANPAGEWOMAN
      ERROR: CAN'T CONTINUE
      

      js??

      >getHelp.woman()
      SyntaxError: Invalid arguments
      

      [some other language]???

      %>FunctionToTryGettingHelpOnWomen()
      Error
      

      COME ON THERES GOTTA BE SOMETHI-- Error: Out of Memory

    • LouSlash@szmer.info
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      7 months ago

      & touch woman cannot touch ‘woman’: Permission denied

      • TwentySeven@lemmy.world
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        7 months ago

        Sudo touch woman

        • silasmariner@programming.dev
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          7 months ago

          A tabula rasa? In my file system?

        • gingernate@sopuli.xyz
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          7 months ago

          You are not on the suboers list. Action reported

      • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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        7 months ago

        mount woman

  • Ecco the dolphin@lemmy.ml
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    I am the wife.

    Unrelated, why aren’t there more women in Linux spaces? We’ll never get to the bottom of it I fear. I haven’t read the comments in this thread yet, I’m sure they’re all completely uncontroversial.

    • thevoidzero@lemmy.world
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      We need more information to reach people. So far I’ve only seen people be into Linux when they have less social life growing up so they spend time online (not in tiktoks or such like now).

      Since most people hearing about Linux from class or other people only hear about the bad aspects or how hard it is if they even hear about it. When I came to US university, I was so surprised noone knew about linux or cared enough except handful of people. And most people did it for work (super computer people, grad students) that didn’t like it and express their opinions openly.

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      A fellow linux girl!!! It’s nice to not feel so alonee

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      because linux users are tech oriented, the market is barely touched by linux, and tech oriented people are disproportunately male.

      Hannah Montana Linux can only do so much /s

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        You mean to tell me https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/unixsocks aren’t women? Fooled by Rule 37 again.

        • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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          they are probably non cisgender, and that’s as far as I’m going with this statement.

          • tinkling4938@lemmynsfw.com
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            I was being cheeky, lol. Thanks for the update. Was not intending to come off as trying to start a serious conversation about gender identity. I debated throwing a /s but figured the rule 37 reference was enough.

    • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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      heteronormative assumptions

      You could still have a wife yourself, with whichever licensing agreement the two of you negotiate.

      • Ecco the dolphin@lemmy.ml
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        oh! it’s you!

        The person on reddit that starts all comments with “well actually,”

        Can I have an autograph?

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          It’s spelled, “well acktschually,” and yes, I am free for an autograph m’lady.

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            Too “I use arch BTW” to tip your " fedora"?

            I’ll see myself out

      • jaybone@lemmy.world
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        I have done research into this protocol.

    • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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      Are you talking about irl Linux spaces? It that a thing? If not, how do you know there aren’t women in online Linux spaces? Fwiw I’m afab nb

    • uis@lemm.ee
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      I am the wife.

      So are you or your wife free and open source?

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      looks at comment section yep you’re right, ew

    • krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      maybe not cis women.

    • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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      there aren’t more women in linux spaces because of The Creature

      • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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        what is the creature? I don’t follow.

        • SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee
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          • LouNeko@lemmy.world
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            That’s just my mother in law.

            baduum tss

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    You must mean WiFi.

    • Glifted@lemmy.world
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    I don’t own my wife.

    • GamingChairModel@lemmy.world
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      You can have the code to my kernel, sure. You don’t get a login on my machine, though, and you’re definitely not on the sudoers list.

  • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca
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    does a fleshlight count?

    • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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      If you’re married to it then i guess it counts

      • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca
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        i was joking. im not married to anything.

        • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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          I know, i was also joking

  • Don_alForno@feddit.org
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    Counter question: Is your wife software?

    • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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      we’re all software running on wetware in a meatware shell

      • Don_alForno@feddit.org
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        Ok Choom.

    • secret300@lemmy.sdf.org
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      I feel with the rise of AI you’re going to get a lot of yes to this question

      • dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org
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        trying to get any gf

        i have an old xt lying around and a floppy with a copy of 079 in it what could go wrong

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Maybe?

  • pewpew@feddit.it
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    file not found

    • RadiantLuminous@lemmy.world
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      permission denied

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    Windows users when I ask them if they debloat their girlfriends before using them.

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    When someone gives you that emotionless stare, it means not only is you comment not funny, it’s not really socially acceptable.

    Linux users are not all male, or all straight, or single. Outside of incel groups, most groups aren’t (probably even they have members who secretly aren’t!) 😃

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      Yeah, as a married lesbian linux user the joke is gross and reminds me why so often tech related spaces are so male dominated

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        Which sucks, because tech needs women. Badly.

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          The first step will be for more and more of tech management to actually confront their misogyny. And not just the obvious stuff like this, but also subtle stuff like how women’s professional performances are often seen as worse when not blinded.

      • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca
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        sorry you have to deal with that. fwiw i cringe when that happens.

  • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca
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    var lock

  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    OPs (imaginary or AI) wife must come with a lot of proprietary bloat

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