Rofl, they were afraid for their right to bear arms instead of their right to bear dildos.
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We call this one “the grizzly”
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This has very strong “If I can’t make my wife come, nobody will
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well hey you only have 3 holes to a person
7 unless you include the belly button.
Sorry I cannot recognize holes less than a couple inches deep
That sounds like a niche disability - ear blindness?
What if you want to triple stuff?
You would not be in a state of Texas then
Ummm … Im sure many many many vibratory films are shot and marketed in Texas … So this law is already unenforceable.
Pardon me if choose not to test that theory
This is disrespectful to George Washington the founder of America who was mostly Dicks.
I heard that motherfucker had like… 30 god-damned dicks.
I heard he was six foot eight and weighed a fucking ton.
Link for the uninitiated - https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
I think you’re referring to the wooden dildos he stuffed his mouth with. Back then, there was no such thing as silicone.
First, they gave for the dildos, and I did nothing.
They came for the dildos…… and BOY did they came!!!
Because I was not a dildo
what is this? nazi germany?
No, nazi texas.
The new top post in this community. I hope everyone is proud of themselves. I know I am.
I feel honored and touched.
But enough about your personal life…
Is there a shortage of dildos in Texas that they need such laws to stop hoarding?
There is decidedly not a shortage of dildos in Texas.
Have you seen their politicians?
those are just plain ol’ dicks
I’m guessing they are not limiting the number of guns you can own though.
Ever bring a dildo to a gun fight?
This dude knows where the purple dildo is in GTA Vice City.
Exactly!
Source?
Sauce!
No, but there was the time someone brought a dildo wielding drone to a campaign event and attacked the Bernallio county Sheriff with a “dongcopter.”
LOL, how had I never heard of this before?
yea that’d be a rookie mistake
Neo-puritanism needs to die. I’m getting excited because I think humanity is just generally getting fed up with control. We’re done with this shit.
At least none of these people should be violent. They can have their views. But law is always violent. So it has no business being an extension of anyone’s sexual views. If you violently impose your sexual perspective on others you are as good as a rapist in my book.
So I know what you mean and I agree, but there are plenty of sexual things that we would want outlawed because of our sexual perspective. Things like rape, sexual assault, pedophilia, etc etc.
The difference between our sexual perspectives and theirs is that we draw the line at harm or lack of consent, they draw the line at disgust.
I’m getting excited because I think humanity is just generally getting fed up with control.
Only 33% of the US voting population actually voted against Trump who ran on a platform of control. You might be putting too much faith in the general population.
The great Republican war on orgasms have begun.
Begun? Texas has always had a war on dildos.
Yet, they keep voting for one as governor. 🤔
They’ve been stopping orgasms from happening for a long time.
Great, now where am I gonna find BestValue dildos
Will United Healthcare cover dildos if they are for medicinal purposes?
I am told Vibrators were invented to combat female hysteria.
These early vibrators became popular among the medical profession and were used for treating a wide variety of ailments in women and men including hysteria, arthritis, constipation, amenorrhea, inflammations, and tumors;
ROFL I need 6 because of… uh… constipation!
The One Star State is at it again. “Freedom” there is not really a thing since the government obviously owns the citizens.
