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Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

I hope it's not maggie

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I hope it's not maggie

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Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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    2 years ago

    I AM SPARTACUS

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    My condolences to his family, even though no insurance company ever gave my family condolences when they let my mom die

    • bokherif@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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      2 years ago

      fuck it we ball

  • Clent@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    I’d put money on it not being a “member” of the Healthcare company.

  • stinky@redlemmy.com
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    2 years ago

    womp womp

  • gibmiser@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Neat

    • samus12345@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

  • nolefan33@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s simple, just get the company to create a list of all the people in the last 3 years who died after being denied healthcare. And then stare in horror at the list and decide that maybe the world is a slightly better place this afternoon and we should tear down the whole company and all their ilk.

  • inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world
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    The guillotine “jokes” aren’t really jokes.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      The joke is using a guillotine and not something more modern, and American. Like a gun.

      • sepi@piefed.social
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        More modern and American than eating a big mac in a ford f150?

      • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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        Yeah because guillotines are dangerous! They’re very sharp and because of that, we can’t have them in our household near our kids.

  • psmgx@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    My money is on Millhouse

    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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      I’m fairly sure Tito Puente did it. Has Tito been dead for 24 years? Yes. However, would death stop a man from killing people with the power of music? No.

      Tito Puente did it.

      • sepi@piefed.social
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        2 years ago

        Oye como va

  • Grimy@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Wow, I really hope this isn’t the moment it starts and a bunch of copy cats spring up targeting all the parasites. That would be terrible.

    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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      Shooter got away. Who knows, maybe they’re not after just one

      • inv3r510n@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        Your comment to gods ears

      • samus12345@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        • dutchkimble@lemy.lol
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          Couldn’t ask for a better friend than this guy

        • 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it
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          2 years ago

          Unsung hero

    • ProtecyaTec@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      The fact that the man got away (and had a silencer) goes to show that it’s more rich targeting the rich. Likely not a peasant. The billion-dollar question is: Why?

      • Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world
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        Maybe a bunch of folks decided they’d rather hire a hitman than pay their deductibles.

        • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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          I was reading about how it cost this family $100k to keep their child alive and they were paying out of pocket with gofundme because the insurance rejected them.

          And I did think to myself… What can you do with that 100k to get revenge?

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        Suppressors, like anything else gun related, aren’t that hard to come by. You can even make your own pretty easily. They won’t hold up over 1000 rounds at the range but they would be more than sufficient for something like this.

        You’re right that we don’t know why this happened. I’m just saying I don’t find the possibility that a suppressor was involved to be particularly indicative of anything other than the fact that the shooter wanted to be harder to catch, which yeah, you would expect to be the case.

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          Yep. A few hundred bucks for an inexpensive one, and a pretty good one costs in the neighborhood of a mid tier PC gaming rig. Theoretically you have to pay a tax and do some paperwork to get one, but you’ve already mentioned how easy they are to make.

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      Removed by mod

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        The robot dogs are just pompous posturing by rich idiots, they don’t do anything that a cheapo CCTV camera couldn’t do.

    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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      As long as we don’t make the killer out to be a hero.

      Of which they can be.

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        deleted by creator

        • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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          Commenters didn’t read the sarcasm in my post.

      • droporain@lemmynsfw.comBanned
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        Removed by mod

    • njm1314@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Bombs being thrown into boardrooms is certainly something nobody wants.

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        Well no, it’s a nice table.

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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        2 years ago

        The preffered nomenclature is:

        surprise C suite appreciation pizza party

      • Squorlple@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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        Out, am I?

        • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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          Bad example. That is a CEO killing his board of directors.

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      With all the suicides caused by extreme wealth inequality it’s a good thing that suicidal people don’t kill a CEO before killing themselves. That would be tragic.

      • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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        In the dark moments I’m sometimes comforted by the thoughts of who I could take with me to hell.

        • Tinidril@midwest.social
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          I suspect that some people might think of it as a lost opportunity.

      • Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world
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        Infinite target selection…

  • aramis87@fedia.io
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    I am Spartacus!

    • chad@sh.itjust.works
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      I shot the sheriff.

  • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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    His company is offering a reward of one free appeal of a claim denial for information leading to his arrest!

    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      $10k is nothing compared to medical bills.

  • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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    fleeing on a rented e-bike

    “Thheeere goooes my hero, Watch him as he goes”

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    I rarely enjoy Youtube comments. today they’re quite good though

  • Maple Engineer@lemmy.world
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    Perhaps the 9mm pistol is the guillotine of the next American revolution.

    • Buglefingers@lemmy.world
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      TBH I always wondered why people were shooting up malls and schools instead of the people who actually cause the societal conditions they’re upset with

      Edit: to be clear I’m not promoting this, it just never made sense to me

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        It’s called stochastic terrorism or stochastic violence. Essentially people are made increasingly angry and violence prone. Either the object of their anger is inaccessible or too diffuse to actually target.
        As a result, random acts of semi-targetted violence become increasingly common. If your objective is to create an atmosphere where people have a higher baseline level of fear, which can drive irrational reactionary behavior, it does wonders. It’s also great at increasing violent acts against people you dislike without explicitly calling for it.

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          Thank you! TIL

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        Billionnaires control the medias and social medias. They are purposely creating divides between the population to avoid being the target.

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        The people who deserve it are harder to find and rarely in the same place at once.

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          CEO’s? Likely at home, shareholder meetings, board meetings, on their boat, private jets (which can be tracked), at their office, speaking at corporate events (annual sales kickoffs, etc.). It would take some work, but not that hard.

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            Maybe now they’ll finally support remote work!

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    DRAIN THE SWAMP! DRAIN THE SWAMP!!!

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