• pixelscript@lemm.ee
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    26 days ago

    Hey now, we have some resources. Like… uh… hotdish?

    Why are you walking away, weren’t you invading?

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        26 days ago

        No, that would require a cave, which implies the existence of interesting geological features.

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          25 days ago

          Which are reserved for South Dakota and Montana.

          North Dakota explicitly gets nothing. I’m pretty sure it’s in the constitution.

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      25 days ago

      And it’s tatertot hot dish!

      Can imagine the delaying tactics that a classic Minnesotan long goodbye would cause to an invading military? You could cause delays of up to several hours just saying goodbye!

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        25 days ago

        I’ll start a few more wars, then.

        Red hotdish or white hotdish?

        Does corn belong in hotdish?

        Do the tots go on the bottom or on the top?

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          25 days ago

          Anything but plain cream of mushroom soup is a vile heathen concoction.

          Corn or string-beans are fine. Anything else is sacrilege.

          You put those tater tots ANYWHERE but in top, I will personally drive to your house and stare at you with passive/aggressive looks while I call your Mother!