The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!
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The two I use on a regular basis:
“for no raisin”
and “Tell them I hate them.”
Other ones that come out when the opportunity arises.
“Don’t you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.”
“Fifty-six!!!”
“First one, then the other.”
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity!
And Fry, you’ve got that brain thing!
- I already did!
Don’t you worry about Planet Express
Let me worry about blank.
Professor: Your tux doesn’t fit because you stole it from a boy.
Bender: You mean a man. It was his Bar Mitzvah.
Lol I missed that one, good line. Was it with the penguins?
Nope it was the one where the Professor doesn’t want to live on this planet anymore. (The evolution episode.)
Another of the best lines
Good news! It’s a suppository!
Tie between:
If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the angry dome
angry muttering as the PES flies away
and
Well Susie, it isn’t foreigners, it’s global warming
Gwabu wabu?
Uh, sure…
The chamber of understanding is also pretty good.
"If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kiff?" ―Zapp "[Sigh] "Sexlexia"" ―KiffMy lead pipe hurts.
That’s normal.
Next patient!
Also, “We need to look inside you with this camera.” opens mouth “…Guess again.”
Did everyone take their suppositories?
Yes, stop asking!
There’s not a restaurant built that I can’t fly - Zap Brannigan
She’s built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro!
🎵We’re whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon,
But there ain’t no whales,
So we tell tall tales,
And sing this whalin’ tune! 🎵
That’s not an astronaut, that’s a TV comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.
I died doing what I loved!
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
"You can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music’
“I could if you hadn’t turned on the lights and shut off the stereo.”
My mantra for life.
The supreme rulers are hardly known by their subjects.
The lesser are loved and praised.
The even lesser are feared.
The least are despised.
Those who show no trust will not be trusted.
Those who are quiet value the words.
When their task is completed, people will say:
We did it ourselves.
–Tao Te Ching, Chapter 17
Wow, thanks I’ve got some reading to do.
That book changed my life.
Thus global warming was solved, once and for all.
But…
Once And For All.
