The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam in Southend-on-Sea.
But they did live in Eden, we’ve got a bunch of those.
Yeah my parents forced being British on me when I was growing up
My condolences
They’ve got camps for that these days, check out ‘Pray the UK Away’.
There’s a brexit joke in there somewhere
pray the UK away
The rest of Europe
Terf island too.
As a Brit all these comments are hilarious.
Just wait until you find out about pantomime Dames
I can understand someone not wanting their kids to see the Scottish. But the English and the Welsh? Those people live SOUTH of the wall.
The one made of corn? Doesn’t sound very structurally sound
Live your life but please don’t do that in public for my kids to see
That’s funny, I have the opposite opinion. Seems like it’s something you should grow out of
I just don’t like the British lifestyle being forced down my throat. They even have an anthem and such. Why can’t they just be quietly British. I don’t rub my non-Britishness on them.
They even have an anthem
You referring to Mr Brightside? Or do we have a new one yet?
My country, ‘tis of thee; sweet land of liberty, of thee I see.
Damn I miss the age of parody lyrics being the highest form of insult. We should go back to that. (Yes, fellow Americans, that song that literally all of us know is just a trolling parody of “god save the queen” and most people don’t know that which makes it even more funny.)
By that band from Las Vegas?
Our patron saint is from Turkey(ish), what’s your point? We can steal culture as well as marbles you know.
Pretty sure thry were mormons too.
Biggest Christian rock group.
Goddamn Peppa Pig is indoctrinating our youth!
Being Br*tish is an abomination, why can’t they just be normal?
You can swear on the internet. On second thought, maybe that one is best left censored
When I worked at a movie theater, I had a customer refund their tickets because of the actors with British accents
Which movie was it?
Ah fuck, buddy. That was almost ten years ago
It gets quite good reviews. From family I expect
Ah, gotcha, no worries.
The King’s Speech
It wasn’t very good.
Perfect for gothic teens.
Do they really have to expose us to their lifestyle like that? How will I explain this to my kids
If you’d ever accidentally murdered a 12 year old roadman for harassing old people outside a shop and fed their scrawny little wretched fucking body to pigs to cover it up, you’d agree.
Not that I had anything to do with that
My spouse’s parent was British but fortunately didn’t raise them that way.
