Mine is ‘pearly penile papules’ as it sounds like a fancy magic spell.
Lol as a medical person myself, reading all the comments her is so hilarious and refreshing. Gives me different perspective.
Eptifabatide. My favorite drug name and people have a hard time with that p to t transition apparently, but it rolls off the tongue for me. Abciximab is another good one, but I’m pretty sure someone just wanted a name to start with ABC.
I like ondansetron … I just picture a dancing robot
I always just pictured Santa Clause.
“On, Comet! Ondansetron! On, Donner and Blitzen!”
Ooh I love this!
Fistula.
Sounds sexual, but very much isn’t.
Well, not with that attitude!
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Supposedly a lung infection caused by inhaling very fine volcano dust. Technically invented by a group of word puzzle fans, but it’s appeared in dictionaries.
This might also be the first time since I learned it (30+ years ago) that it’s been even close to relevant in a conversation.
When I was a kid it was all about antidisestablishmentarianism and that’s also still quite relevant
Spastic colon
Hypopotomonstrososqepideliophobia. The phobia of long words
Amenorrhea and hyponatremia. I do also like orchidectomy, but I am less comfortable repeating it over and over than the others - it feels like it’ll be taken as a threat
Laparoscopic Appendectomy. Or as the doctors like to call it, a Lappy-Appy.
Pericardium.
Meninges
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Hypochondria
Agalmatophilia
It’s the paraphilia of being sexually attracted to statues. Like stone marble statues.
I’ve always thought “hemoglobin,” “ankylosing spondylitis,” “rectocele,” and “postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome” were fun to say. There’s definitely more medical words I like, but I’ve got mad brain fog, so I’m not able to come up with much at the moment. Which is a major bummer!
Free. As in free healthcare.
