Oh hey, I see you’ve met the guy who keeps aggressively refusing to take my friends’ nos for an answer
Wait, you mean that guy who stood in front of the Waymo car?
/j
I went to a gay bar with my gay friends from work last week. I had 5 compliments on my beard. It felt so good.
How is your wife doing by the way
Often I wish I was attracted to men. Gay guys seem to find me attractive, unlike (both straight and gay) women
To be fair, gay women don’t find men attractive in general.
And the men who do attract us tend to really hate the features that cause that
I’m a cishet man. Only one gay man has ever hit on me and it disappoints me. Like what’s wrong with me, guys? Don’t you want this body?
Ooh baby sexy slimy squid bod
You know you want me.
If you want my squidbod
And you think I’m slimy
I’ve only been hit on once by gay men and it was a case of mistaken identity. It was at a halloween party in 2004 and I was dressed as an Abu Ghraib detainee from Iraq, mostly naked wearing just a black hood, a dog collar and leash around my neck, and skin colored underwear with a stuffed dog attached as if it was biting my crotch. Nobody really got the costume - they just assumed it was some sort of fetish thing.
I’m a straight dude, and I would be Don Juan if as many women found me attractive as gay dudes have.
Now I really wanna see a picture!
How did yall get my picture?
Idk his eyes are pretty striking
Had one recent tenant straight up tell me within the first few days of renting, for absolutely no reason whatsoever, “I hate faggots”.
I just stared at him and replied, “You’re just mad because they don’t hit on you”
He was also recently removed from the property.
He was barely 19, and just started university.
Good luck in life, bro.
you can write “f-slur”
This could be mistaken as “french”
As a mostly straight dude who does not score high on conventional physical attractiveness I encourage absolutely everyone independent of their gender to hit on me. Being told/signaled that I am attractive is always welcome.
Just don’t blatantly ignore boundaries like physical touch without explicit consent. That too applies completely independent of gender.
So hey there; is that an onion in your pants, or are you happy to see me?
😊
oh no…you’ve done it now!
👀
Man if I ever get comments on my appearance it goes to my head and I cant think straight for days.
Thankfully that’s only happened like twice.
I cant think straight for days.
Temporarily homosexual?
That’s how they get you.
Fake it til you make it!
You too remember when that girl told you that you had good, healthy finger nails in 2012?
Pretty sure I still catch myself smiling over the girl in highschool 18 years ago that said she was jealous because I had really long and pretty eyelashes.
I’m sure you’re aware but I think it needs to be said more; but I think that most women would love to pay men compliments on their appearance, but unfortunately, it sometimes leads to weird, obsessive, totally inappropriate behaviour from said men and so that scares a lot of women off.
We, as a society, should try to discourage men from reading too much into a purely platonic compliment so that women feel more free to give men compliments without fear of super awkward and/or scary situations.
When you say “hi” and the guy is like “I’m not into you”
Not into you either bro. Just acknowledging you’re there and I’m here so you don’t fall off a cliff in surprise just cuz I’m walking this trail behind you. Safety measures and all that.
Same. Though feel free to touch. I’m a man slut :3
Should I give that show another try?
I remember really enjoying it when it was first airing, but I fell off cuz my living situation got all messed up and I think it’s one of those where I’d have to start over from S1E1.
I’d recommend it, can’t say why I’d recommend it, I just remember really enjoying Legion.
From what little I do remember, I think starting over would be a good idea.
What’s this from? It’s revolting.
I think it’s Legion; a series based on an X-Men character named Legion, who is Charles Xavier’s neglected schizophrenic son, but because of licensing issues they couldn’t include most X-Men characters and as a result they created a story that doesn’t really feel like any other superhero thing and is instead very weird and very trippy.
I haven’t watched it since it’s original run and don’t remember much more than that, but I remember liking it quite a bit. I might rewatch it soon.
Thanks. Who is this creature?
If I’m remembering it correctly, Its a manifestation of Legion’s darker side that the shadow king is trying to release.
There’s a bit where some time travel shit starts happening and these really freaky time demons show up and they will sit in your nightmares for a while.
Other than that it’s pretty cool
It gets pretty weird in the second and third seasons. But I think it’s great.
The struggle of being straight women…
The odds are good but the goods are odd.
I lack the confidence to say thanks, but your wasting your time or is it more I might say yes.
Om nom nom nom…
Just cuz someone’s blind doesn’t mean they are willing to date the ugliest ogre.
What those guys look like now:
Aubrey Plaza femboy confirmed???
Also heard “fat women are disgusting” LOL
